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Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
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Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Kikelist 

Jeff: "Wow, did you just see that kikelist ride by us."

Kevin: "Yeah, he almost looked like Lance Armstrong, except that his nose was even bigger."
"Keitels" states as People who have "Keitel" in their name, accosiated with the discord server "The Authority", founded by a discord user by the name of "Wilhelm Keitel", for example: Razor Keitel, Tapo Hans Keitel, Red Keitel, Marie Keitel etcetera.
Most of them have the Gothic Font used in their usernames.
Jovian: Why do they all have the word "Keitel" in their name?

Wilhelm Keitel, Founder of the Authority: Oh they're just accosiated with me.
Erwin: Buncha god damn Keitels...
Keitels by Jovian123 January 13, 2021

Keitelin 

A very cute girl & unique just like the name. Sometimes may surprises you with her talent & knowledge.
Very smart yet can be blurry at the same time.

Adventurous, fun & lovely girl.A very good friend & trustworthy.

To pronounce her name is simple, Kay-the(silent h)-leen (Kei-te-lin).
I want to be like her.. She's Keitelin to me..
Keitelin by W4Angel August 20, 2021