Keisec 

All hail Keisec.

Keisec these nuts

Keisec by Malcoma September 16, 2021

keiser soze 

1) the boogie man for criminals that will mutilate the ones that fuck with him or dont do as he says, then he will devestate the lives of all that persons family, friends, and anybody that knew that person that are still alive, if anybody tries to stop him he will kill them too, living legend (from the movie Usual Suspects)

2) one of the nicknames that lord infamous (the well-known memphis rapper) uses in his music

for both; listen to "I'm Losing It" by Lord Infamous off the Tear Da Club Up Thug's album CrazyNDaLazDayz (intro is a clip from the movie)- "you think you can catch keiser soze? you think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? if he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me, after that my guess is you'll never hear from me again"

keiser soze by ATS November 8, 2007

Keiserpants

A characteristic or feature of a person, usually pertaining to appearance, that is holding them back from reaching their potential coolness capabilities, in so far, that if this feature is corrected perfection will be obtained.

"My god. That ugly bead necklace that he wears is definitely his keiserpants."

Keiserpants by toosh-a-poosh March 6, 2009

KekSec 

A group that is known for swatting and doxing. They are an invite only group and they don’t get fucked over. KekSec is a group of malicious people who don’t care about others outside of the community. They will fuck everyone over and not care about the consequences.

Yo is that KekSec, holy shit let’s get out of here before they run us.

KekSec by KekSecurity February 22, 2019

Keiser University

Formerly Keiser College, Keiser University is a popular career-focused college offering many associate and a few bachelor degrees in the most sought after fields of the moment. Keiser has many campuses all over the state of Florida. Their most poular programs are the associate degrees in the medical fields such as Radiologic Technologist, Nuclear Medicine Technologist and Nursing. Business and Criminal Justice are popular programs as well. Their majors (this school reffers to them as "programs") change as the economy and workforce change, so that they're always offering the degrees that are most in demand. The vast majority of their students don't want a traditional four year college degree and many are parents that are seeking a higher income to better support their families. Because this school is expensive, it's recommended you only attend this school if you're getting an Associate's degree in one of their medical programs which are not readily offered at most other colleges. However, if you're getting a degree that you can find almost anywhere else such as Business, this school is not worth the cost.

What college are you going to?

I don't want to be in school forever, so I'm getting my Associate's degree in Nuclear Medicine at Keiser University.

Keiser University by MiamiJenn March 9, 2008

Keiser

a keiser is someone who is a massiv Bøv and a biggit. He often says dumb thing like "what up guys are we going to the pub today" and make dumb jokes nobody laughs at.

We should leave Keiser after we have seen football

Keiser by 30InchesSoft November 2, 2023

keiser

-noun
1. something having a large head in comparison to its body

-verb
2. to propel oneself using gravitational pull and momentum caused by tilting one's head in certain direction

3. related word: keiserism - noun- a trite phrase expressed in a nasally manner with much undeserved enthusiam

1. After his accident involving large-scale machinery, the construction worker's head swelled to the size of a keiser

2. That small child with an elephant-sized head is keisering in order to win the race.

3. Examples of keiserisms: "HOLY SMOKES!" "STOP IT OFF!" "JUST KIDDING...BUT SERIOUSLY!" "AAANGH!"

keiser by PustulePaul January 23, 2009