keiser

-noun
1. something having a large head in comparison to its body

-verb
2. to propel oneself using gravitational pull and momentum caused by tilting one's head in certain direction

3. related word: keiserism - noun- a trite phrase expressed in a nasally manner with much undeserved enthusiam

1. After his accident involving large-scale machinery, the construction worker's head swelled to the size of a keiser

2. That small child with an elephant-sized head is keisering in order to win the race.

3. Examples of keiserisms: "HOLY SMOKES!" "STOP IT OFF!" "JUST KIDDING...BUT SERIOUSLY!" "AAANGH!"

by PustulePaul January 23, 2009

keiser

An elder's word for a vagina

My grandma told me to find a skirt that covered my keiser.

by garin7878778 January 14, 2011

Keiser

a keiser is someone who is a massiv Bøv and a biggit. He often says dumb thing like "what up guys are we going to the pub today" and make dumb jokes nobody laughs at.

We should leave Keiser after we have seen football

by 30InchesSoft November 02, 2023

Keiser

When playing any Call of Duty game you throw a grenade randomly and kill someone.

Yo man, i just keiserd that guy playin COD 6!

by Qaurter licker March 15, 2010

Keiser

to spear someone through the head with a very blunt object.

"How did the victim die?"
"well, he seemed to have been keisered with a broom"

by Zyte January 15, 2009

Keiser

Adj. or verb. can mean anything sexual or illegal that you do or do to someone else.

"Dude I totally Keisered that chick last night and gave her the Kyle driver."
"Awesome."

by Wasteurshot January 15, 2009

keiser soze

1) the boogie man for criminals that will mutilate the ones that fuck with him or dont do as he says, then he will devestate the lives of all that persons family, friends, and anybody that knew that person that are still alive, if anybody tries to stop him he will kill them too, living legend (from the movie Usual Suspects)

2) one of the nicknames that lord infamous (the well-known memphis rapper) uses in his music

for both; listen to "I'm Losing It" by Lord Infamous off the Tear Da Club Up Thug's album CrazyNDaLazDayz (intro is a clip from the movie)- "you think you can catch keiser soze? you think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? if he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me, after that my guess is you'll never hear from me again"

by ATS October 23, 2007