Keiserpants

A characteristic or feature of a person, usually pertaining to appearance, that is holding them back from reaching their potential coolness capabilities, in so far, that if this feature is corrected perfection will be obtained.

"My god. That ugly bead necklace that he wears is definitely his keiserpants."

by toosh-a-poosh March 6, 2009

Kelseypants

The figurative description of a very pale, attractive female with beautiful blue eyes, great taste in music, and is usually with a very attractive male counterpart.

...See that Kelseypants there? She's with that kickass Dude.

by Probone kickass May 9, 2011