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Scotish pirate that dominated the South Pacific with a weapon called the keetli hammer.
The keetley clan smashed through the enemy with his keetli.
Keetley by Keetley November 17, 2018
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Keeley Hazell 

Keeley Hazell is a 21 yr old british glamour model with great boobs. She has been on the front of lots of magazine covers.
random guy 1: omg keeley hazell!
random guy 2: kool! i like her tits!
A keeley is a girl that no other girl compares with, she's beautiful, amazing and just so perfect. If you ever find a keeley it will be the best thing that could ever happen to you she will make your life better and make you happy, she's really caring and funny, never let a keeley go.
Guy 1: why haven't you been out recently?
Guy 2: got myself a girlfriend
Guy 1: that's no excuse
Guy 2: she's a keeley
Guy 1: OMG you're so lucky, I understand now
Keeley by beecj015 August 31, 2013
An amazing girl with the most gorgeous, sexy eyes ever. She can be very quiet but once she opens up you better be ready for a crazy party animal. She's very caring and loves animals especially cats. She's also very smart and is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. She has great friends who want to her to stop being so insecure and OWN her updo! She'll never realize it but all guys secretly love her but are too scared to tell an independent woman how much they care about her.
Ben: Dude I have the biggest crush on Keeley she's so hot, but I'm worried about telling her.

Frank: Just do it man!

Ben: eh maybe next week.
A girl's name of Celtic and Irish origin that is based on a familiar surname. Meaning: Irish: "brave warrior."

Keeley is full of joy and hopeful for a successful future. She has a compassion for others and a desire to help when needed. Her beauty is apparent and her suitors are many. All are drawn to her. She truly is a brave warrior and an inspiration to everyone who knows her.
"Why can't we all be like Keeley?!"
Keeley by Beautyforashes70 February 3, 2010

Alissa Keeley 

A lesbian that loves Oreos and eats too much lip balm.
Who is that girl eating lip balm and Oreos?

That must be Alissa Keeley
Perfect. Long brown silky hair and beautiful blue eyes. A Keeley is the perfect girl to be a model. Guys love her and girls want to be her. Kind of outspoken, but the best friend and girlfriend anyone could ever have. She is trustworthy, smart, and funny. She is the whole package.
Man: "I wish I gave Keeley a chance. She's perfect."
Keeley by snapbacksandtattoos September 26, 2013
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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