keeleyann

The finest piece of wife meat you could ever have the pleasure of meeting

Woah that girls a keeleyann better wife that fine ass up dude

by Gertrudesheep December 6, 2020

keeleyann

The finest piece of wife meat you could ever have the pleasure of meeting

Woah that girls a keeleyann better wife that fine ass up dude

by Gertrudesheep December 6, 2020

Kellyanne Conartist

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.

Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist

by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

kellyanned

When you get blackout drunk, get the shit kicked out of you, left for dead, pissed on by cats and sleep under a bridge before waking up with bed head to go on national TV to spread Trumpaganda looking like the living dead.

Man last night I got totally fucking kellyanned.
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!

by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017

Kellyanne Conway

To lie even though you and everyone else knows the "facts" are fake

I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.

by memlurd January 24, 2017

Kellyanne

Kellyanne (n.) - The act of effectively dodging a question or situation in order to avoid being held accountable for one's own behavior.

Some common techniques include changing the topic, blaming others, denying facts with extreme confidence, pulling blatantly false information directly out of one's ass, or all of the above.

"They played the security footage of me robbing a bank, so I just pulled a Kellyanne and blamed the whole thing on Obama."

by surprisebxtch February 12, 2017

kellyann

One of the most unique girls you will ever meet. she’s very outgoing and is stronger than you think. when she finds her companion she is loyal and does anything to make him/her happy. she will always be there for you to make you feel better and is always there for you when your down. she’s also one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet all around a great human.

Wow, i love kellyann she’s so funny !

by telltell1826 March 17, 2018