When you get blackout drunk, get the shit kicked out of you, left for dead, pissed on by cats and sleep under a bridge before waking up with bed head to go on national TV to spread Trumpaganda looking like the living dead.
Kellyanne (n.) - The act of effectively dodging a question or situation in order to avoid being held accountable for one's own behavior.
Some common techniques include changing the topic, blaming others, denying facts with extreme confidence, pulling blatantly false information directly out of one's ass, or all of the above.
"They played the security footage of me robbing a bank, so I just pulled a Kellyanne and blamed the whole thing on Obama."
One of the most unique girls you will ever meet. she’s very outgoing and is stronger than you think. when she finds her companion she is loyal and does anything to make him/her happy. she will always be there for you to make you feel better and is always there for you when your down. she’s also one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet all around a great human.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.