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Keetch

another word for cooch/vagina

also used in roman terms as the mighty gay butt rapeist
also in the black terms dildo made from rusty metal
keetch ohhh yes give it to me up my anus

ohh i love putting my male keetch up my male anus

oh i like my keetch so wet with hot sauce
by czech butt June 27, 2010
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keetch

(Verb) Keetch, or Keet- To be quick with a comeback, to leave no pause,and to react immediately.

(Noun) Keetcher, or Keetchy- some one who has an immediate response.
your momma is so fat she couldn't get out of the bathroom door"(Reply)"Then how did she get in the bathroom" (Keetch Reply)"Crisco oil.
by TheTrueOneSkip July 9, 2010
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ketchupcum

When a squeezable ketchup bottle lid is popped and the juice inside spews all over the place.
The girls white sundress was ruined after a ketchupcum accident.
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kvetch

This is old Yiddish noun meaning "nagging complainer", and in verb form "kvetching" means "to complain".
Ira is always kvetching about his wife's bad cooking, she is not so good. Ira is a kvetch.
by Fupa Lover 69 slappin' Bootie February 2, 2019
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ketchup moustache

When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas
"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"
by A.C. SlayinPussy July 20, 2016
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keethanan

Keethanan is beautiful, inside and out. Knows how to light up a room. Sometimes sassy but alwayz classy!!!!!!!!!!
Nathalie: Hey babe, found anyone on tinder?
Emily: no, but Keethanan is a HUNK
Yolanda: Fuck off he's mine
by KeethananNo.1fan February 22, 2017
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White trash ketchup

Putting ranch dressing on everything, doesn't matter what it is nor the fact that you didn't even taste the food beforehand.

Because the food that someone had growing up or while away at college, either tasted so bad, or was such poor quality, that they had to hide the taste with something else in order to make it palatable and they couldn't afford to not eat it.
i.e. ranch dressing or ketchup on burnt or over-cooked anything.

They also, in turn, have gotten conditioned to eating this way so they still have to do this to almost all food they consume.
Person 1: I NEED some ranch dressing for this.
Person 2: You didn't even try it first, you might like its natural taste.
Person 1: I like the natural taste of ranch dressing. I drown everything I eat in white trash ketchup!
by turak001 October 28, 2013
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