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This GL account structure is keebled up!
keebled by poopypants May 13, 2005
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Keebled! 

Insult used on someone, as a substitute for Owned, or similar.

Origin: Craig Keeble. Search for the verb "keeble" for more information.
"Ha! Keebled"

"Man, you got so Keebled!"
Keebled! by Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 7, 2006

Harry Keeble 

Guy 1: He is SUCH a Harry Keeble.
Guy 2: Oh definitely.
Harry Keeble by wellyup August 3, 2009

Keeled over

to collapse to the hands and knees, to fall, to lose consciousness, to die
Mitch's mom did the duggie and keeled over.
Went to the store to get some chips when some woman ran into me with her cart and I keeled over.
Dillon went to skate park and saw a kid on a scooter and keeled over.
Keeled over by TyRaq September 18, 2018
(v) The act of "fingering" someone up the anus. The act of inserting ones finger into the anus of another person. Originated from someone overshooting when with their girlfriend.
If someone is fingered up their anus by their boyfriend/girlfriend, they are said to have been keebled. Keebling being the act of fingering someone up the anus. One can also poke other people's arses (through clothing) and say "keebled", this is an immature way of keebling someone.
Keeble by Yonni June 11, 2006

Keeblerish 

Of the Elven variety. Someone that is keebler or elven in nature. Small in stature or small features or pointy ears or all of the above. Keebler-like
His Keeblerish features often had passerbys asking him what was cooking in the tree today.
Keeblerish by jpkaty October 5, 2009

Max Keeble Syndrome 

When an individual knows they are moving to another town or city, and thus begins acting in a uninhibited manner with disregard for future consequences .

Based on the plot of the 2001 film "Max Keeble's Big Move"
Dude , ever since Victor found out he's moving to Mexico he's been hollering at all the bitches. I think he got Max Keeble syndrome.
Max Keeble Syndrome by gidzilla June 15, 2017
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