keaney 

A ginger boy who's really skinny and wear converse. and is gay for jacks beagley's small willy.

yo theres that keaney boy!!

keaney by sybstar December 15, 2011

John Keaney 

Sexiest man alive

Damn he really looks like John Keaney

John Keaney by I heart bbc August 13, 2021

Brett Keane 

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.

DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!

Brett Keane by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016

trippin over kearney (tok) 

when you are fallin in love with a girl who wants to be just friends

guy number 1: hey you still into that girl
guy number 2: yeah i'm totally trippin over kearney (tok)
guy number 1: sorry to hear that bro

trippin over kearney (tok) by alphabetmysoup September 26, 2011

Jason Kenney 

A conservative politician who professes family values but is himself a closeted homosexual. Derived from Canadian Minister of Immigration Jason Kenney.

Q. Hey, did you meet Minister John Baird's new girlfriend at the Conservative Party Christmas Ball last night? She's HOT!

A. No way Baird's got a girlfriend - he's a Jason Kenney, donchaknow?

Jason Kenney by Gilles Du December 6, 2010

Keane 

Amazing, incredible, a breath of fresh air in a world full over over-exposed pop stars who don't even write their own music and spend more time on their appearance than their songs. Piano based with awesome vocals, it took a few times to really get into it, but I absolutely LOVE Keane now.

Keane freaking ROCKS!

Keane by Axl Foley February 22, 2005

Keeney 

The last name for a gorgeous person.

Did you see that girl? Her last name must be Keeney!

Keeney by caityr101 November 30, 2009