Keany 

someone who stutters a lot and yells p-p-p-p-p-PASTY and he also thinks he has a good gaming pc but he doesn't and overall hes a shit bloke

'Fuck off you keany'

'you remind me of a keany you stupid fuck'

Keany by Callum horton October 25, 2017

Keany 

To sweat profusely, so named after a famous Newcaslte Poly lad who suffered from an extreme perspiration issue which starts from his nose. To sweat precipitiously is known as 'having a Keany on'. Also see 'Yandle'.

"Shit the bed Jim, you have got a right Keany on!"

Keany by Al Simpson August 29, 2006

Keany 

Keany is someone who has a big dick. They’re the most amazing person in the world and also the hottest. VERY cunty too. Whenever you’ll see a Keany you should be thankful that their magnificent almighty presence has even decided to be close to you.

“Wow! Thats so Keany of you!”

Keany by Zoodle Bop Dangle November 20, 2023

Brett Keane 

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.

DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!

Brett Keane by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016

Kanye Albania 

Kanye albania

Niche internet micro celebrity is said to be ran by 7 admins but followers believe that it's 1 admin with split personalities

Believed to be the creators of Dababy mobile

Eminem : only if i can have yours

What you know about rollin down in the vents

Lil mar likes kids

Kanye albania gaming

Long ye

Kanye Albania by Amrovalanche June 1, 2021

kanyeruption 

When your interupted by Kanye West, telling you someone is better.

Kanye West : Yo Taylor Swift I'm happy for you, and ima let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best music video of all time. All time!

Taylor Swift : I just got kanyerupted.....

Kanyeruption

kanyeruption by monkieboi11 September 15, 2009

The Kanye Effect 

When Kanye West wears or promotes a shoe, all the hypebeasts start to wear said shoes.

Dan: Dude, why the fuck do people buy these $6000 sheep dick-skin shoes?
Kwong: AAAAAAYYYYYEEEE I COPPED SOME OF THOSE THE OTHER DAY. IT'S CAUSE KANYE WORE THEM.
Pablo: Oh god, Kwong's neediness for shoes has increased because of *dramatic pause* THE KANYE EFFECT.

The Kanye Effect by Rust is a bad game July 10, 2015