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A ginger boy who's really skinny and wear converse. and is gay for jacks beagley's small willy.
yo theres that keaney boy!!
keaney by sybstar December 15, 2011
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John Keaney 

Sexiest man alive
Damn he really looks like John Keaney
John Keaney by I heart bbc August 13, 2021
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Brett Keane 

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.
DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!
Brett Keane by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016

trippin over kearney (tok) 

when you are fallin in love with a girl who wants to be just friends
guy number 1: hey you still into that girl
guy number 2: yeah i'm totally trippin over kearney (tok)
guy number 1: sorry to hear that bro

Jason Kenney 

A conservative politician who professes family values but is himself a closeted homosexual. Derived from Canadian Minister of Immigration Jason Kenney.
Q. Hey, did you meet Minister John Baird's new girlfriend at the Conservative Party Christmas Ball last night? She's HOT!

A. No way Baird's got a girlfriend - he's a Jason Kenney, donchaknow?
Jason Kenney by Gilles Du December 6, 2010
Amazing, incredible, a breath of fresh air in a world full over over-exposed pop stars who don't even write their own music and spend more time on their appearance than their songs. Piano based with awesome vocals, it took a few times to really get into it, but I absolutely LOVE Keane now.
Keane by Axl Foley February 22, 2005
Did you see that girl? Her last name must be Keeney!
Keeney by caityr101 November 30, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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