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A cutie beyond all measurement, Keali`i' is a name for a hot man thats a talented musician and also super smart. Sometimes gay, usually straight. Keali`i's are the kindest people you meet, seeing as the name hails from Hawaii. Everybody loves him! A smart hot people pleaser!
Man did you see that guy? He looks like a Keali`i with how hot he is!
Keali`i by Ugankinstag May 17, 2023
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Keali’i 

A handsome stud; usually gets all the women but doesn’t want all. He’s very into just ONE special woman to give his all to. Performs well under pressure and adversity. Confident enough in himself to remain humble but know his capabilities.
1. Any woman would be lucky to be with Keali’i.
2. If I have a son I’m going to name his Keali’i
Keali’i by Skeezapleeza November 22, 2021
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Keali'ikaapunihonua

Someone that is very kind and loving. Can tell lots of jokes that can always make you laugh. Is smart handsome and someone everyone wants to be and be around. Keali'ikaapunihonua's know how to kick some ass and aren't afraid to do it, on a daily basis. They are giving and secretly lactose intolerant. So do not give Keali'ikaaponihonua's milk after midnight. Or period. Keali'ikaapunihonua's are very rare so if you catch one make sure to not let him go or else you might not see another for hundreds of years.
That Keali'ikaapunihonua is so bomb.

Keali'ikaapunihonua's daddy must of been a baker because he's got a nice set of buns.
Keali'ikaapunihonua by bombchick August 15, 2011

KALI-FORN-I-A 

(The west coast) The best state ever. Home of the lowriders, big rims, gangsta rap, hyphy, gangbang, blue and red rags, hottest girls, trend setters, and best weed.
We're from Kali-forn-i-a, were if you act slick, we'll fuck up quick, mack your bitch, jack you chain, and send you back to your gay ass state real quick.
KALI-FORN-I-A by E Baby November 30, 2006
A Hawaiian slang for homosexual. Someone who tippically goes after skinny hipster bitches that wear beanies and tend to engage in sexual intercourse with anyone at the gay bar
Did you see that kealii? He was at the gay bar shoving a beanie up some dudes ass with his dick?
kealii by fathatercuntbitch January 21, 2015

kealiiokekai 

A real scum piece of work. A kealiiokekai is synonymous with alcoholic. A word for an egotistical maniac who has a small dick.
That guy at the casino is a real kealiiokekai

Kealiikipi 

A dumb Hawaiian man with weird rings and a small penis. He likes to act homosexual all the time.
Wow that Kealiikipi is gay asf
Kealiikipi by Kealiikipi September 27, 2021
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