A Hawaiian slang for homosexual. Someone who tippically goes after skinny hipster bitches that wear beanies and tend to engage in sexual intercourse with anyone at the gay bar
Did you see that kealii? He was at the gay bar shoving a beanie up some dudes ass with his dick?
Kelii's are typically tall, dark, and handsome. They are sweetmen with the ability to love unconditionally, and are very gentlemanly. Kelii's will buy you something just cause or if you are mad at them. They don't like confrontation and are extremely laid back. If you get a chance to meet a Kelii you will see just how amazing one can really be.
The sarcastic one they call "Baby Jesus", who usually has cool hair and a fucked up creative mind. Someone who is not afraid to tell you her thoughts and never gives in to peer-pressure, but is always fun to have around.
Kalii is anything but boring. She makes a great and loyal best friend. You can tell her anything and she won’t judge you. She’s goofy, funny, and crazy when she wants to be, or quiet and lazy. She’s athletic and competitive but is happy for her friends and never jealous. Kalii’s are girls who just want to have fun and happiness in life and not worry. Sometimes she might have bad days or somethings wrong but she gets over it and is very strong. Kalii is a keeper and will never do you wrong.
Boy: wow, kalii is the best Me: You are right, she is a keeper.
Keali is one of the most Beautiful is person you can ever meet she will always be the for you if you are not happy she dose not doubt a single person if she dose not like someone she dose not show the that she is still nice and kind but she dose will always find the good in some one even if they did something wrong to her she will try and find the good in people she will bring a smile and happiness to you every day even if you have had abad day she will make you happy keali is loving
Someone that is very kind and loving. Can tell lots of jokes that can always make you laugh. Is smart handsome and someone everyone wants to be and be around. Keali'ikaapunihonua's know how to kick some ass and aren't afraid to do it, on a daily basis. They are giving and secretly lactose intolerant. So do not give Keali'ikaaponihonua's milk after midnight. Or period. Keali'ikaapunihonua's are very rare so if you catch one make sure to not let him go or else you might not see another for hundreds of years.
That Keali'ikaapunihonua is so bomb.
Keali'ikaapunihonua's daddy must of been a baker because he's got a nice set of buns.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).