Kaylaitis

The fear of Scientologists as well as dark blue buildings (due to the blue Scientology building in Hollywood, CA)

Don't introduce me to Tom Cruise, I have Kaylaitis.

Kaylaitis by Kayerawr October 12, 2011

Kalatism (SB19) 

~ They are a small fanbase in the A'tin fandom

who consider themselves both as "kalat" and

"hopia" for SB19.

~ They have a trashbin and a broomstick in their

logo. In addition, the said two objects also act

as the fanbase's main symbols.

~ They aim to spread factual information about

SB19 and also to share SB19-related memes

which are originally crafted and thought-out by

the members.
~ The members are composed of interesting and

gifted individuals from diverse

backgrounds and fandom houses - namely, the

poultry, the freezer, the cornfield, the grill, and

the farm.

~ They promote healthy kalat and sometimes silly

kalat cause why not?
~ They care for each other and that's the best

thing ever.

- @officialKalat

Masaya sa basurahan ng kalatism (SB19) kaya sali na!

Kalatism (SB19) by Nutbread October 5, 2020

Kyleitis 

1) A chronic disease that occurs when a person loses all athletic ability and in turn becomes a total doofus during any sporting event. Usually cured withing a short period of time, but may linger for years in some cases.

2) The inability to play any sort of sport, it is very contagious...as a matter of fact it sucks the atheletic ability out of anyone near a person that is infected with Kyleitis

Well Bryce didn't get the golf ball past the ladies' tees on his drives, looks like he has a case of acute Kyleitis.

Kyleitis by Schmegma June 22, 2006

kaplanitis 

disease where u can not eat green vegetables. this does not include green beans, asparagus, and edamame.( doctors have not figured the reasoning out for these specific strands of food)

kaplanitis broccoli, spinach, lettuce, bruss sprouts. AKA The 3 worst foods ever.

kaplanitis by sreisk January 21, 2011

Kaelanitis 

Common condition among youtube viewers that causes emotional pain, and hours-long heartaches upon missing and/or witnessing the ending of a Kaela Kovalskia Livestream.

Humans of all ages are prone to this condition.

Humans considered to be Pemaloe are weaker to this condition, hence the condition is Super-Effective to them.

Known cures to date are the following:
1. Signature "Get Some Help" from the one and only Kakui Blacksmith
2. Rare Blacksmith Wink
3. Wiggle Wiggle Blacksmith
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Gosh, i missed Ela's stream so i got the Kaelanitis right now.

Employee: "Hi Boss, I cannot go to work, currently have Kaelanitis."
Boss: "Hello Employee, as your boss, i advise you to rest as Kaelanitis is quite serious"

Kaelanitis by Marin_Marin January 23, 2023

kylantiss 

Usually very pretty and loves to laugh . Can be of a royal Russian background with lots of wealth.

Guys lust over her and find her not only physically attractive but very sexually attractive as well .

Always goes after who and what she wants and gets it .

"Shaquan you should stop messing with Shaquitta and get with a Kylantiss"

kylantiss by Moniie December 21, 2016

Kallaptis 

Game wherein you and a group of friends call one friend in the group a kallaptis at least once a day. The person being called a kallaptis will eventually get very confused, this goes on until the person either realizes kallaptis has no real meaning, or until someone reveals the game to them out of pity.

That person over there is such a kallaptis.

Kallaptis by Motherteresaaaaaaa November 1, 2020