Kyleitis

1) A chronic disease that occurs when a person loses all athletic ability and in turn becomes a total doofus during any sporting event. Usually cured withing a short period of time, but may linger for years in some cases.

2) The inability to play any sort of sport, it is very contagious...as a matter of fact it sucks the atheletic ability out of anyone near a person that is infected with Kyleitis

Well Bryce didn't get the golf ball past the ladies' tees on his drives, looks like he has a case of acute Kyleitis.

Kyleitis by Schmegma June 22, 2006

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Kyleritis

A long-term disease that is spread by excessive kisses and/or snuggling and hugging with your best friend. Symptoms include an over-inflated sense of self confidence in one's sexual jokes as well as perceiving oneself as hilarious when, in reality, they are just annoying. Adorably annoying.

I think I have Kyleritis because I've been telling so many 'your mom' jokes.

Kyleritis by NinjaSpot November 9, 2014

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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