kaplanitis

disease where u can not eat green vegetables. this does not include green beans, asparagus, and edamame.( doctors have not figured the reasoning out for these specific strands of food)

kaplanitis broccoli, spinach, lettuce, bruss sprouts. AKA The 3 worst foods ever.

kaplanitis by sreisk January 21, 2011

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Kaylaitis

The fear of Scientologists as well as dark blue buildings (due to the blue Scientology building in Hollywood, CA)

Don't introduce me to Tom Cruise, I have Kaylaitis.

Kaylaitis by Kayerawr October 12, 2011

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kaplanitis • Kaelanitis • Kaylsanitism • Kaganitis • kailantistic • Kaylaitis

Kaganitis

Very deadly disease that effects your body mentally and physically. It attacks your game and once you have it, it takes too much of a toll on you.

Argh! Kaganitis!

Kaganitis by Kaganitis Victim March 28, 2004

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Kaelanitis

Common condition among youtube viewers that causes emotional pain, and hours-long heartaches upon missing and/or witnessing the ending of a Kaela Kovalskia Livestream.

Humans of all ages are prone to this condition.

Humans considered to be Pemaloe are weaker to this condition, hence the condition is Super-Effective to them.

Known cures to date are the following:
1. Signature "Get Some Help" from the one and only Kakui Blacksmith
2. Rare Blacksmith Wink
3. Wiggle Wiggle Blacksmith
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Gosh, i missed Ela's stream so i got the Kaelanitis right now.

Employee: "Hi Boss, I cannot go to work, currently have Kaelanitis."
Boss: "Hello Employee, as your boss, i advise you to rest as Kaelanitis is quite serious"

Kaelanitis by Marin_Marin January 23, 2023