kaplanitis
disease where u can not eat green vegetables. this does not include green beans, asparagus, and edamame.( doctors have not figured the reasoning out for these specific strands of food)
kaplanitis by sreisk January 21, 2011
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Kaelanitis
Common condition among youtube viewers that causes emotional pain, and hours-long heartaches upon missing and/or witnessing the ending of a Kaela Kovalskia Livestream.
Humans of all ages are prone to this condition.
Humans considered to be Pemaloe are weaker to this condition, hence the condition is Super-Effective to them.
Known cures to date are the following:
1. Signature "Get Some Help" from the one and only Kakui Blacksmith
2. Rare Blacksmith Wink
3. Wiggle Wiggle Blacksmith
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Humans of all ages are prone to this condition.
Humans considered to be Pemaloe are weaker to this condition, hence the condition is Super-Effective to them.
Known cures to date are the following:
1. Signature "Get Some Help" from the one and only Kakui Blacksmith
2. Rare Blacksmith Wink
3. Wiggle Wiggle Blacksmith
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Gosh, i missed Ela's stream so i got the Kaelanitis right now.
Employee: "Hi Boss, I cannot go to work, currently have Kaelanitis."
Boss: "Hello Employee, as your boss, i advise you to rest as Kaelanitis is quite serious"
Employee: "Hi Boss, I cannot go to work, currently have Kaelanitis."
Boss: "Hello Employee, as your boss, i advise you to rest as Kaelanitis is quite serious"
Kaelanitis by Marin_Marin January 23, 2023
Kaylsanitism
Oh, I think i have Kaylsanitism! After watching kitchen nightmares, i had to sudden urge to shove a toaster up my pussy!
Kaylsanitism by Act of Courage! July 27, 2023
kaylsanitism
Dude, i think i’ve got kaylsanitism! I just shoved a whole toaster with a toaster strudel inside of it up my pussy!
kaylsanitism by Act of Courage! July 31, 2023
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