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Kallaptis 

Game wherein you and a group of friends call one friend in the group a kallaptis at least once a day. The person being called a kallaptis will eventually get very confused, this goes on until the person either realizes kallaptis has no real meaning, or until someone reveals the game to them out of pity.
Kallaptis by Motherteresaaaaaaa November 1, 2020
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Kalatism (SB19) 

~ They are a small fanbase in the A'tin fandom

who consider themselves both as "kalat" and

"hopia" for SB19.

~ They have a trashbin and a broomstick in their

logo. In addition, the said two objects also act

as the fanbase's main symbols.

~ They aim to spread factual information about

SB19 and also to share SB19-related memes

which are originally crafted and thought-out by

the members.
~ The members are composed of interesting and

gifted individuals from diverse

backgrounds and fandom houses - namely, the

poultry, the freezer, the cornfield, the grill, and

the farm.

~ They promote healthy kalat and sometimes silly

kalat cause why not?
~ They care for each other and that's the best

thing ever.

- @officialKalat
Masaya sa basurahan ng kalatism (SB19) kaya sali na!
Kalatism (SB19) by Nutbread October 5, 2020

kaslapis 

The amazingly hilarious Chelsea Handler's word for vagina.

synonyms: vagina, vag, vajayjay, pussy, muffin, taco, hotpocket, pikachu, cunt.
Duuude! I was able to fit my shuttlecock in her humungo kaslapis.
kaslapis by Dudette. January 30, 2009
The fear of Scientologists as well as dark blue buildings (due to the blue Scientology building in Hollywood, CA)
Don't introduce me to Tom Cruise, I have Kaylaitis.
Kaylaitis by Kayerawr October 12, 2011

Callaptis 

Someone who is very gullible, and gets frustrated when they don't understand a joke.
Person 1: hey Jeff , you're such a Callaptis!
Jeff: what's a callaptis?
Person 1: you're a callaptis!
Jeff: no I'm not, you're not funny. Stop calling me a callaptis!
Person 1: Haha Jeff, you're a big fat callaptis
Callaptis by Motherteresaaaaaaa February 23, 2022

kailantistic 

ur so kailantistic
kailantistic by chickenwing103 March 6, 2023
Pronunced: Car-Lar-Piss-E

Kalapisi can be used as a slang or a stereotype.

Usually used as an alibi for a common Polynesian name as the words are commonly used amongst the pacific.

It can be used as a fake name to blame it on someone such as Kalapisi who does not exist.
Bro who took my food?

I’m pretty sure it was Kalapisi.

Hey what are you doing this weekend?

Kalapisi
Kalapisi by SillySeaHorse81 April 13, 2024