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Kaelanitis

Common condition among youtube viewers that causes emotional pain, and hours-long heartaches upon missing and/or witnessing the ending of a Kaela Kovalskia Livestream.

Humans of all ages are prone to this condition.

Humans considered to be Pemaloe are weaker to this condition, hence the condition is Super-Effective to them.

Known cures to date are the following:
1. Signature "Get Some Help" from the one and only Kakui Blacksmith
2. Rare Blacksmith Wink
3. Wiggle Wiggle Blacksmith
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Gosh, i missed Ela's stream so i got the Kaelanitis right now.

Employee: "Hi Boss, I cannot go to work, currently have Kaelanitis."
Boss: "Hello Employee, as your boss, i advise you to rest as Kaelanitis is quite serious"
by Marin_Marin January 23, 2023
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Kaylaitis

The fear of Scientologists as well as dark blue buildings (due to the blue Scientology building in Hollywood, CA)
Don't introduce me to Tom Cruise, I have Kaylaitis.
by Kayerawr October 12, 2011
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Kaganitis

Very deadly disease that effects your body mentally and physically. It attacks your game and once you have it, it takes too much of a toll on you.
Argh! Kaganitis!
by Kaganitis Victim March 28, 2004
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kaplanitis

disease where u can not eat green vegetables. this does not include green beans, asparagus, and edamame.( doctors have not figured the reasoning out for these specific strands of food)
kaplanitis broccoli, spinach, lettuce, bruss sprouts. AKA The 3 worst foods ever.
by sreisk January 21, 2011
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kailantistic

ur so kailantistic
by chickenwing103 March 6, 2023
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Kaylsanitism

The act of finding joy or an erotic pleasure in shoving various kitchen appliances up your pussy.
Oh, I think i have Kaylsanitism! After watching kitchen nightmares, i had to sudden urge to shove a toaster up my pussy!
by Act of Courage! July 27, 2023
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kaylsanitism

The act of shoving various kitchen appliances inside your vagina.
Dude, i think i’ve got kaylsanitism! I just shoved a whole toaster with a toaster strudel inside of it up my pussy!
by Act of Courage! July 31, 2023
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