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A girl who hold the name “Kayalon” can be an ass at time and make you feel like a complete piece of shit but she can love you like no other, only when she wants to. She’s hardheaded and usually can be pissed of easily. She will talk tons of smack but don’t fight her cause it’s a battle you’ll always win. It’s nice to have a Kayalon around.
Guy 1: Woah look at that girl getting her ass whipped.

Guy 2: Woah must be Kayalon
Kayalon by Kayalon December 7, 2019
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Kaylon’s are tall , funny and cool. He also has a small obsessions with asians.
Kaylon you see the big booty asian bitch right there?
Kaylon by leeknow August 5, 2020
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Kaylonni 

A Kaylonni is the super hot super fun chick you want to be friends with.Although she is hot as hell she doesn’t notice it and compliments everyone else. Lots of people have crushes on Kaylonni but, she’s oblivious.
Oh my gosh did you see Kaylonni today like, five guys were staring at her and she didn’t even notice.
Kaylonni by Melody Aroura October 6, 2017
A beautiful person with a king heart.She is artistic and has a funny humor.
Did you see that new girl?Her name is kayloni and is a wonderful friend.
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kamaloni 

A transexual. A gay guy on a golf cart.
"Hey man. look at that kamaloni busting his moves on those guys"
kamaloni by dogworms November 17, 2011

Kakalones 

1. A slang term for testicles.

2. Testicles that hang so low they get feces on them.

3. An offensive way of referring to testicles as if they are soiled or diseased
"You better run or I'm going to choke you with my filthy kakalones!!!

"I can't believe it! I kicked that guy square in the kakalones and ended up getting shit all over my Louboutins..... the are ruined!...... *sob*"
Kakalones by Aco13 March 2, 2017
Most infatuating brilliantly beautiful creation to walk the earth. She is Love and healing combined she feels her way through life and if you are lucky enough to know her, then you know to heed her advice, or suffer crawling on your knees crying to her "you were right!oh why didn't i listen to you" well now u know for next time right?well sure..if there is a next time..she is not one to waste her breath giving guidance for those who ignore it.she is blessed with many spiritual gifts...she has the ability to know you before you meet her,you feel a magnetism,you are drawn to her hypnotized by her very presence,and the next thing you youre telling her about when you were 3 years old and wondered away from your mother in the supermarket,tears streaming down your face, experiencing the very fear you felt in that moment!!..embarrassment and shame surround you,shocked amd afraid life is over..until you meet her gaze..soft warm memorizing eyes..she opens her heart to you and her soul comforts yours with understanding and compassion...she lead you to heal yourself in some way,or in many ways...she is truly and a blessing
That Kayloni girl is so beautiful!
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