The guy that is getting so much ass from his wife (especially if he is a newlywed) that he will do anything she says
Britney will not let Brien play pool, boy is he ass whipped.
by GUIES January 7, 2015
what a militant loudmouth hateful ignoramus needs when he or she pops off the chops about what what kind of violent acts "should be done" about different people that he or she don't like. Said person is extremely in opinion, doesn't observe the world around him/her and believes what every shithead demagogue posing as a high-class/high moral person says to them. A sheep.
If Maggie comes over here again today spouting off again about "the liberal bias", the "Jewish conspiracy", or any other hating on other types of people (that are different than herself) she might get a good old fashioned ass whipping. I'm sick and tired of her prejudiced yapping. She needs to knock off the HaterAde now.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 13, 2008
a term used in a restaurant to indicate that something is filling your plate with too much to do, or someone is making your life harder than it needs to be.
"Simon is really ass whipping me when he skrews up his tickets."

"That presentation really Ass whipped me."
by Donny W July 25, 2006
A rather intense retaliation to something such as stealing beer, or insulting one's girlfriend. Exact details are sketchy because the recipient usually suffers memory loss, but it is beleived to include a tree, a chain, and a pickup truck. Delivered in the back woods of Tuckahoe, NJ.
After his tuckahoe ass whipping, he became quite the gentleman.
by corbincitykiller July 23, 2006
1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!
by Desmond Shoals April 10, 2008
To whip someones ass, using only words.

Variant of Verbal Bitch Slap
Quote, Gang Starr - U Know My Steez
"Now I'm sick
fed up with the bullshit
got the lyrical full clip giving you a verbal ass whip"
by Spankley April 24, 2008
1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!
by Desmond Shoals April 10, 2008