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Most infatuating brilliantly beautiful creation to walk the earth. She is Love and healing combined she feels her way through life and if you are lucky enough to know her, then you know to heed her advice, or suffer crawling on your knees crying to her "you were right!oh why didn't i listen to you" well now u know for next time right?well sure..if there is a next time..she is not one to waste her breath giving guidance for those who ignore it.she is blessed with many spiritual gifts...she has the ability to know you before you meet her,you feel a magnetism,you are drawn to her hypnotized by her very presence,and the next thing you youre telling her about when you were 3 years old and wondered away from your mother in the supermarket,tears streaming down your face, experiencing the very fear you felt in that moment!!..embarrassment and shame surround you,shocked amd afraid life is over..until you meet her gaze..soft warm memorizing eyes..she opens her heart to you and her soul comforts yours with understanding and compassion...she lead you to heal yourself in some way,or in many ways...she is truly and a blessing
That Kayloni girl is so beautiful!
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Perfection. Most beautiful and outgoing girl alive. Has the most alluring eyes and gorgeous smile. Is the easiest person to talk to by far, and is so genuine. She is flawless from her feet to her ears. She is very musically talented and is very passionate about it. You cant help but feel twitterpated as she walks by. This girl never leaves your mind. This is your dream girl, only its not a dream, shes real. She is the girl that everyone wants their special someone to be. She is the girl that once you get, you never want to let go of.
Your dating a Kaylani!!?
Kaylani by gumby143 May 8, 2010
Kaylon’s are tall , funny and cool. He also has a small obsessions with asians.
Kaylon you see the big booty asian bitch right there?
Kaylon by leeknow August 5, 2020
Kaylani means that you always have her when you need her and is warm, kind, and generous, but sometimes she can be a little annoying to some people but others really nice. She also loves animals and doesn't care for relationships that much.
Omg kaylani is so nice, I'm so glad we are friends.
Kaylani by Lovey_dovE_bear January 1, 2017
A Kaloni is smart and really funny. Her smile is beautiful and contagious as well as her laugh. When Kaloni walks in the room you can't help but be excited to see her. Kaloni gives amazing hugs. Feel free to tease kaloni when its right.....Don't worry, she'll dish it back. Kaloni makes a great best friend who while dealing with her own life stresses will always help you feel better. Kaloni is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile and personality. You should always keep a Kaloni around.

Kalonis are AKA Aca-Loni; Aca-awesome.
"Did you see that Kaloni?"
"Yea she's Aca-awesome!"

"No.....She's Aca-Loni!!"
Kaloni by Aca-Who? January 22, 2013
Loves the heart ache of a break up and has no problem with ridin' solo. In fact, she prefers it that way - commitment just isn't in her bag right now. She has so much life to live and she knows it! She isn't one to give trust so easily either. If she felt like all you ever wanted to do was get your hands down her pants or up her shirt she (like any girl) would become standoffish and communication would naturally turn dismal. In this case, blame yourself because the only thing she ever really wanted was to have felt and been respected. If you really loved her you would've used your ears first and hands last... In the end, if you're lucky, her greatest act to you will be to forgive and forget and move on...even though she's obviously the best looking, most insanely sexy, incredibly foxy, freaking smoking, and most beautiful girl you'll ever get to date.
KaylaniRespectSoloForgivenSexyBlameBitch
Kaylani by eat_it0917 November 22, 2010
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