Kavous is a rootin tootin gun shooting woman loving badass. They say that any man who sees him is already dead and any woman who sees him is already at his feet.
Known as the Brown Ghost, the legendary one true Kavous is said to one day liberate all countries under military occupation and will solve world hunger by yelling at the ground until food grows.
The legendary Kavous is said to be so strong that with a single bat of his eyelids, shockwaves are sent across the world.
Kavous is a god among men, holding back his true power and waiting for the day that his one true rival, TheLegend27 appears to fight him in mortal combat, at which point it is written that the one true Kavous will cut a hole in TheLegend27's rectum, reach down his throat and shake his own hand.
Known as the Brown Ghost, the legendary one true Kavous is said to one day liberate all countries under military occupation and will solve world hunger by yelling at the ground until food grows.
The legendary Kavous is said to be so strong that with a single bat of his eyelids, shockwaves are sent across the world.
Kavous is a god among men, holding back his true power and waiting for the day that his one true rival, TheLegend27 appears to fight him in mortal combat, at which point it is written that the one true Kavous will cut a hole in TheLegend27's rectum, reach down his throat and shake his own hand.
Peasant: "Here comes Kavous, look! His Single Action Army Revolver, the greatest handgun in the world, we must bow before him!"
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Get the Kavos mug.A small village on the island of Corfu. Kavos is recognised as a former fishing village.
Kavos is a popular holiday destination for many Brits each year. It is valued by its visitors each year for its long strip of bars which runs parallel to the coastline. Kavos is not an ideal destination for couples, families or anyone with self respect and values.
Kavos has been formed over the years into a breeding pit for the lesser in society to mingle and multiply.
Following in the footsteps of similair locations as Magaluf, Zante, Ayia Napa and Ibiza, Kavos has been eternally scarred for being a singles resort, to party, drink copious amounts of waterred down cocktails and wkd.
Also popular with groups of STI ridden, northern groups of males who claim to be gods gift to women.
Note to all travelling to Kavos: maximum of 1 GCSE permitted if wishing to travel in to Kavos. Preferrably in something meaningless such as PE or Textile Design.
Kavos is a popular holiday destination for many Brits each year. It is valued by its visitors each year for its long strip of bars which runs parallel to the coastline. Kavos is not an ideal destination for couples, families or anyone with self respect and values.
Kavos has been formed over the years into a breeding pit for the lesser in society to mingle and multiply.
Following in the footsteps of similair locations as Magaluf, Zante, Ayia Napa and Ibiza, Kavos has been eternally scarred for being a singles resort, to party, drink copious amounts of waterred down cocktails and wkd.
Also popular with groups of STI ridden, northern groups of males who claim to be gods gift to women.
Note to all travelling to Kavos: maximum of 1 GCSE permitted if wishing to travel in to Kavos. Preferrably in something meaningless such as PE or Textile Design.
Guy 1: "I'm looking for some clunge this year, alcohol and easy birds, where would you recommend?"
Guy 2:"Gotta be Kavos mate!".
Guy 2:"Gotta be Kavos mate!".
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Get the kavosh mug.A salutation to be given before the drinking of spirits among friends. Similar to cheers or salut the word is a combination of Bulgarian, and Polish and roughly translates to "Lets fuck quickly".
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