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Kavous
Kavous is a rootin tootin gun shooting woman loving badass. They say that any man who sees him is already dead and any woman who sees him is already at his feet.
Known as the Brown Ghost, the legendary one true Kavous is said to one day liberate all countries under military occupation and will solve world hunger by yelling at the ground until food grows.
The legendary Kavous is said to be so strong that with a single bat of his eyelids, shockwaves are sent across the world.
Kavous is a god among men, holding back his true power and waiting for the day that his one true rival, TheLegend27 appears to fight him in mortal combat, at which point it is written that the one true Kavous will cut a hole in TheLegend27's rectum, reach down his throat and shake his own hand.
Known as the Brown Ghost, the legendary one true Kavous is said to one day liberate all countries under military occupation and will solve world hunger by yelling at the ground until food grows.
The legendary Kavous is said to be so strong that with a single bat of his eyelids, shockwaves are sent across the world.
Kavous is a god among men, holding back his true power and waiting for the day that his one true rival, TheLegend27 appears to fight him in mortal combat, at which point it is written that the one true Kavous will cut a hole in TheLegend27's rectum, reach down his throat and shake his own hand.
Peasant: "Here comes Kavous, look! His Single Action Army Revolver, the greatest handgun in the world, we must bow before him!"
Kavous by The Socrates October 29, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026