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Kavous
Kavous is a rootin tootin gun shooting woman loving badass. They say that any man who sees him is already dead and any woman who sees him is already at his feet.
Known as the Brown Ghost, the legendary one true Kavous is said to one day liberate all countries under military occupation and will solve world hunger by yelling at the ground until food grows.
The legendary Kavous is said to be so strong that with a single bat of his eyelids, shockwaves are sent across the world.
Kavous is a god among men, holding back his true power and waiting for the day that his one true rival, TheLegend27 appears to fight him in mortal combat, at which point it is written that the one true Kavous will cut a hole in TheLegend27's rectum, reach down his throat and shake his own hand.
Known as the Brown Ghost, the legendary one true Kavous is said to one day liberate all countries under military occupation and will solve world hunger by yelling at the ground until food grows.
The legendary Kavous is said to be so strong that with a single bat of his eyelids, shockwaves are sent across the world.
Kavous is a god among men, holding back his true power and waiting for the day that his one true rival, TheLegend27 appears to fight him in mortal combat, at which point it is written that the one true Kavous will cut a hole in TheLegend27's rectum, reach down his throat and shake his own hand.
Peasant: "Here comes Kavous, look! His Single Action Army Revolver, the greatest handgun in the world, we must bow before him!"
Kavous by The Socrates October 29, 2022
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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