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Mary Carmichael 

Mary is a basic ass hooker on a site called "ROBLOX" she is a very slutty person and sleeps with every man she could sleep with.
Goran: Mary wanna fuck?
Mary Carmichael: *pulls off panties*
Goran: (^:
Mary Carmichael by Abloogough July 23, 2017

Ricky Carmichael 

G.O.A.T. of motocross. Most dominant racer in history. One bad ass dude.
Ricky Carmichael is the Greatest of all time.
Ricky Carmichael by Blue Rider January 19, 2007

Carmichael'd 

The act of being caught in a provocative situation by an authority figure of any sort. Or a cat.
"Dude, me and Jen were totally mackin' in the back of her car and we got Carmichael'd by a cop!"
Carmichael'd by Stanley Uductive March 14, 2010

karmical 

When the moral consequences for someone's actions result in the amusement of others.
Man: Ahh! I totally stubbed my toe after kicking that dude in the nuts.

Woman: Hahahahaha! That's straight karmical. Hahaha!
karmical by Imitation Orange December 1, 2009

Kilmichael 

A Parish situated in west cork, Ireland.
The most beautiful, scenic land and rolling hills, it is a place filled with sexy men and beautiful women.
A must to live in.

Also home to a famous ambush during the war against the Black N Tans

Famous for the song 'The Boys of Kilmichael'
and Football.
Kilmichael Rural Cork Beautiful
Kilmichael by Corcaigh June 12, 2011

Barmichaeled 

When someone rage quits and ends a game before all players are finished.
Joe and I were playing warzone when are buddy Adam, Barmichaeled us before we could finish.
Barmichaeled by Louis88 February 7, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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