Carmichael'd

The act of being caught in a provocative situation by an authority figure of any sort. Or a cat.

"Dude, me and Jen were totally mackin' in the back of her car and we got Carmichael'd by a cop!"

by Stanley Uductive March 14, 2010

Carmichael Dave

When you're fucking a chick in the ass and right before you cum she looks back at you with fangled ass teeth. You then realize that this is no chick, but a man! After completion, the man continues to call you non-stop, asking ridiculously long questions.

Guy #1: Yo dude, I was fucking this chick last night!
Guy #2: Oh, Yea?
Guy #1: Yea, turns out it was Carmichael Dave. Now I'm going over on my anytime minutes...

by Street Pirates August 29, 2012

Mary Carmichael

Mary is a basic ass hooker on a site called "ROBLOX" she is a very slutty person and sleeps with every man she could sleep with.

Goran: Mary wanna fuck?
Mary Carmichael: *pulls off panties*
Goran: (^:

by Abloogough July 23, 2017

Ricky Carmichael

G.O.A.T. of motocross. Most dominant racer in history. One bad ass dude.

Ricky Carmichael is the Greatest of all time.

by Blue Rider January 19, 2007

cuban carmichaels

Slang for cubic centimeters. A measurement commonly used to describe an engines total displacement or "size". Also used for metric volumetric measurements.

"Hey Derek, how may cuban carmichaels is that shit box truck of yours?"
"Oh eh it's about 2399 cuban carmichaels buddy!"

by Nick998 September 7, 2017

Carmichael

is any sort of sexual or dirty inuendos

Yo be right back, im gonna carmichael that ho

by Michael_car March 1, 2010

Carmichael

city in California, known for it's Arden-Arcade area. The city is quite large and is well known for being unusually spread out, walk two steps away from Coyle Ave. you are now in Citrus Heights, walk a block to Del Campo from Carmichael, you are now in Fair Oaks. To a person from Citrus Heights, Carmichael is hella days away, when it's only a 45 minute walk depending on how fast you are.

Carmichael gave the world that preppy Disney star Brenda Song.

V: Carmichael is hella days away
S: I know!
B: Dude, it's not that bad, it's only a 45 minute walk.
V: Did you hear something? It sounded like a smart-ass I don't wanna listen to right now.

by Brittney Sade August 21, 2008