Carmichael

is any sort of sexual or dirty inuendos

Yo be right back, im gonna carmichael that ho

by Michael_car March 1, 2010

Carmichael

city in California, known for it's Arden-Arcade area. The city is quite large and is well known for being unusually spread out, walk two steps away from Coyle Ave. you are now in Citrus Heights, walk a block to Del Campo from Carmichael, you are now in Fair Oaks. To a person from Citrus Heights, Carmichael is hella days away, when it's only a 45 minute walk depending on how fast you are.

Carmichael gave the world that preppy Disney star Brenda Song.

V: Carmichael is hella days away
S: I know!
B: Dude, it's not that bad, it's only a 45 minute walk.
V: Did you hear something? It sounded like a smart-ass I don't wanna listen to right now.

by Brittney Sade August 21, 2008

Carmichael

When your fucking a chick who has a boyfriend named Michael and you stuff tonka trucks up her ass.

I was fucking that chick dating Michael and I Carmichaeled her all night.

by JMak17 February 10, 2008

Carmichael

A guy that passes out from the fumes of his own shit and doesn't know which hole to put it in when having sex with his cousins.

Carmichael is an ass licking homosexual.

by spedgy March 3, 2022

Carmichael

When a woman gives you a blowjob, while she is sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1: "Dude, this chick gave me a Carmichael last night!"
Guy 2: "No way! She's a freak!"

by Thebartenderslastcall July 19, 2022

Carmichael

When you receive a blowjob from someone, while they are seated on a toilet. AKA reverse blumpkin.

Guy 1: "Dude, I got out of the shower last night and my girl immediately gave me a carmichael."
Guy 2: "Woah man, you've got a freak!"

by Thebartenderslastcall July 22, 2022

Carmichael'd

The act of being caught in a provocative situation by an authority figure of any sort. Or a cat.

"Dude, me and Jen were totally mackin' in the back of her car and we got Carmichael'd by a cop!"

by Stanley Uductive March 14, 2010