JarMichael

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JarMichael, short for Jarasta Michael, is sooo handsome. JarMichael’s skin is oh so good. Jarasta Michael is a good god. He loves, gives and he practices humility. JarMichael is the god, JarMichael is black, not green. JarMichael is black, don’t laugh, it ain’t funny. He’s gifted.

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JarMichael by Jar’Michael November 23, 2021

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Mary Carmichael

Mary is a basic ass hooker on a site called "ROBLOX" she is a very slutty person and sleeps with every man she could sleep with.

Goran: Mary wanna fuck?
Mary Carmichael: *pulls off panties*
Goran: (^:

Mary Carmichael by Abloogough July 23, 2017

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Ricky Carmichael

G.O.A.T. of motocross. Most dominant racer in history. One bad ass dude.

Ricky Carmichael is the Greatest of all time.

Ricky Carmichael by Blue Rider January 19, 2007

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Jamichael

Jamicheal is a preett boii he normally don't like to fight but if u mess wit him or his FAM u messed up. He loves girls he could be a little crybaby some times but hes fine and great. He has an big giant cock.

Girl I had a jamichael last night he blew my back out.

Jamichael by Hadlesboiii November 20, 2019

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Janmichael

Janmichael is a nice and charming man who does what true friends ask them to do. He also has a lot of sex. He gets all the girls and has brown hair and brown eyes

Janmichael you are so charming

Janmichael by Janmichael November 28, 2018

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Carmichael'd

The act of being caught in a provocative situation by an authority figure of any sort. Or a cat.

"Dude, me and Jen were totally mackin' in the back of her car and we got Carmichael'd by a cop!"

Carmichael'd by Stanley Uductive March 14, 2010

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jonmichael

The most sexy man on earth. If you don't hop on the band-wagon ; You'll surely miss out on all the sexiness. This guy is surely taken by a "SEXY GIRL". So don't try at all. Don't even think about it...He is like the sun and everybody evolves around him. He is also obsessed with sloths... and he likes hashtagging #words

sexy hot taken= jonmichael

jonmichael by J.M.H November 27, 2013

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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