Karmafied 

When you do something so egregious that you just know the gods will punish you sooner or later.

Dude, you fucked the guys wife in his new motor home when he had cancer, you’re karmafied plain and simple!

Karmafied by TheZackmancommeth June 14, 2019

Kaijafied

Named after a severely inaccurate metaphor-sayer, Kaija Cheyne. To "Kaijafy" something, one shouts in a low voice, "Kaijafieddd" after a particularly awkward or overdone statement.

Statement: "Dude, that McChicken was sooo dry, I'd rather eat my Grandma."

Onlooker: "...Kaijafieddd..."

Kaijafied by spicychicken111 October 9, 2011

karmageddon 

A portmanteau of "Karma" and "Armageddon." References "shit hitting the fan" in an extreme way while acknowledging one's contributions to that event.

Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.

The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.

Man, my license was revoked for not paying those speeding tickets, my car got the boot from those unpaid parking tickets, bill collectors are calling, work's a mess from my calling in "sick," and my girlfriend found out about the affair when the other girl stopped by our place... Argh, it's karmageddon!

karmageddon by grailer August 6, 2008

kakafied

It really really fucked.

My car is so kakafied!

kakafied by Weewee109 October 11, 2007

karmacide

Doing irreparable harm to your own best interest through the consequences of your own actions.

(1)Bill Clinton's relationship with Monica turned out to be karmacide.
(2) Hey man, did you hear that Max committed karmacide when he went on a drunken spending spree and over-spent his credit card by $10,000.
(3) I am asking Kelly to marry me, hope it does not turn out to be karmacide.

karmacide by Exigent Mind January 7, 2011

karmalized 

When karma gets you, this is what you are. Play on "caramelized," which is the exposure of certain sugars to high heat; suggests getting burned. The righting of a cosmic wrong; when karma extracts payment for your being an asshole.

I screwed people over all my life, and now I find myself in a terible predicament. I've been karmalized.

karmalized by Chris Goldrup June 24, 2008

Karmageddon 

When there is so much karma due, that there is no need for a battle between good and evil. Karma just comes in and sweeps the evil ones off the planet.

Too many people doing too much evil. Time for karmageddon.

Karmageddon by Pissed at evil doers November 12, 2013