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Karenitis 

A disease that causes middle aged entitled women to behave like animals when they dont get their way. If met with resistance from people, the Karenitis will start to develop. Symptoms include dramatic outburst, arguing with strangers about random things that don’t concern them, and asking to speak to ones manager. May also include threats of suing or calling the police. A lifelong virus that can only be cured by public exposure and losing her job.
‘’That crazy older woman has the Karenitis! That is why she blows up in public over things that are none of her business’’
Karenitis by Jane D’oh! July 23, 2020
Words you can keep

Karenitis 

A communal phenomena in which members of the public display an over reliance on law enforcement to mediate civil matters.
That neighbor of mine called the cops when my dog crapped in his yard; dude has a real bad case of karenitis.
Karenitis by anonymous December 28, 2021

Karenitis 

A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.

Symptoms:

- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior
Woman: I would like to speak to your manager!

Pizza Guy: Do you have karenitis?
Karenitis by steammustachio August 31, 2025

Necrotizing Karenitis 

An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.

Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing

Calling cops on black folks for existing
Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.

Entitlementa Karenitis (noun) /ɛnˈtaɪtəlmɛnʃəˈkærənˌaɪtɪs/) 

Rapidly-spreading behavioural disorder marked by inflated sense of self-importance & unwavering belief in deserving special treatment. Condition typically manifests in relentless demands to "see the manager" over trivial issues, an incessant need to complain, & a firm conviction that personal opinions are universal truths; & results in disruptions to social & professional environments, creating tension & stifling cooperation.

The afflicted ("Karens") possess a supernatural ability to detect non-existent customer service violations & are known to demand refunds for items they didn’t purchase. They travel in packs, known as a "Squabble of Karens," often seen in malls, coffee shops, or anywhere with Wi-Fi to fuel their social media rants.

Advanced cases extend beyond stores, leading to workplace disruptions, social isolation, & even public confrontations over perceived slights.

Societal impact includes creating division, hindering progress, & promoting a culture of discord. Online, their self-righteous activism clogs social media with misinformation & cancel-culture campaigns; while in communities, they spearhead NIMBY movements, opposing anything that doesn't align with their narrow worldview.

Professionally, they're notorious for stalling team projects & demanding recognition without merit, ultimately isolating themselves as they wonder why their brilliance isn’t rewarded.

Treatment: A heavy dose of humility, empathy, & exposure to diverse perspectives.
Her Entitlementa Karenitis (noun) /ɛnˈtaɪtəlmɛnʃəˈkærənˌaɪtɪs/) flared up again when the barista spelled her name wrong on the coffee cup, and she insisted on speaking to the manager to demand a free drink.

Kernitis 

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.
I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.
Kernitis by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

Karenified 

To be attacked or threatened by a karen.
Bro some rando girl attacked me
Dude you've been karenified
Karenified by Thatguy5050 April 17, 2021
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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