Karenitus 

A disease passed through the saliva of females causing young adult males to drop out of college. Symptoms include flirting over beer bongs and kissing in a panicked frenzy.

"I heard Kev dropped out of college after contracting Karenitus"

"Oh yeh I heard the same thing happened to Declan"

Karenitus by Cross Eyed October 17, 2011

Karentastrophe 

The result of two or more Karens being offended at the same time in the same place

The inadvertent switching of scrambled eggs with no pepper to table 5 and scrambled eggs with "just a little" pepper to table 6 resulted in the Le Peep manager squarely in the middle of a Karentastrophe.

Karentastrophe by DeathWaffle4432 November 27, 2022

Karenitis 

A disease that causes middle aged entitled women to behave like animals when they don’t get their way. If met with resistance from people, the Karenitis will start to develop. Symptoms include dramatic outburst, arguing with strangers about random things that don’t concern them, and asking to speak to ones manager. May also include threats of suing or calling the police. A lifelong virus that can only be cured by public exposure and losing her job.

‘’That crazy older woman has the Karenitis! That is why she blows up in public over things that are none of her business’’

Karenitis by Jane D’oh! July 23, 2020

Necrotizing Karenitis 

An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.

Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing

Calling cops on black folks for existing

Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.

Necrotizing Karenitis by Polyester.Specter May 20, 2020

Homo sapiens karenus 

A recently discovered new subspecies of humans. Also known as a KAREN. They are aggressive and some of them have a bowl haircut. They love to demand to speak to managers.

Listen guys a new living human subspecies other than us are discovered, they are Homo sapiens karenus.

Homo sapiens karenus by Saitama 777 July 31, 2020

Karents 

Term used to describe the point when your parents become so feeble and incapable they transform into an older version of your kids.

My Karents are driving me crazy! These people that somehow raised me now can’t seem to do anything for themselves.

Karents by Nacho Burris October 30, 2022

Homo sapiens karenus 

Scientific name of a Karen. These are a newly discovered living subspecies of Homo sapiens other than us. They are aggressive, hot tempered people. Sometimes having a bowl haircut.

The Homo sapiens karenus demanded the employee to speak to the manager.

Homo sapiens karenus by Saitama 777 July 31, 2020