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kardashianism 

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.
After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.
kardashianism by Stewardess14 May 10, 2014

Kardashiantics 

The act of speed-dating with either D-list gangsta rappers or scrub running backs from the NFL.

Romantic interests must be adorned by tall tee and buck studs. The more you score, the more facetime you'll get on the flickering yid.
Kardashiantics have been helping uppity bucks get off since 1995. Just ask O.J.

You can't keep up with Kardashiantics. You can only hope to contain them (with a little help from the CDC).

Kardashianing

When you have sexual intercourse with large black men, usually athletes.
My friend was Kardashianing. whore kim kardashian fake black penis blackpenis]
Kardashianing by KanyeTheWest July 18, 2012

kardashianism 

The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering “What would a kardashian do” are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.
I am a Kardashianist, I worship the Kardashians.
Kardashianism is the only true religion.
kardashianism by Somarity February 6, 2019

kardashianism 

When your obsessed with the Kardashians and you make up a religion for it.
I am a true believer of Kardashianism.

Kardashianize 

to spend an unnecessary amount of money on something
-OMG, I'm totally going to the mall to Kardashianize!
Kardashianize by DanielSan123 December 12, 2016
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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