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Something black men think is huge and constantly need to tell you said thoughts. In reality, not any bigger than anyone else's.
Jerome wouldn't shut the fuck up about how big his black penis was, so one day after gym I yanked the shower curtain back, exposing his little black needle dick. No wonder his black girlfriend is now with Tom.
by douchebagman00 June 06, 2011
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The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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The most lied about penis in the world; one which, in reality, is on average no bigger than any other race's penis. Often times they'll revert to making fake, 22 inch penises on porn sites just so that, at first glance, everyones like HOLY HELL, but then realizes that not only would the lack of circulation caused by a 22 inch penis' erection kill a man, but also that you can see his tiny, black dick and balls underneath the fake dick he attempted to stick them in.
Black guy: Uuuuu wh1te boiz be jealous of my black penis.
White guy: Why?
Black guy: B3cuz it be so long n th1ck LOLZ.
White guy: Well... you don't have much of a buldge considering you wear your pants below your dick...
Black guy cries and runs away
by Trutherstein December 21, 2009
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A very long and big penis, most of the time uncut (uncircumised) and belongs to a black male. Most of the times, the black penis is the largest penis in the world.
My friend Addicus, has a big penis! Because he is black! That is why he has a black penis.
by Guy With Big Penis August 01, 2007
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As you can see from the other definitions on this page, black penis has been the object of envy of the white man since the dawn of time. Black people's genetic superiority has always evoked a lot of resentment and jealousy from whitey, in fear that their women would not concern themselves with little pink dick after sampling effective BBC. The black male is rightly seen as the epitome of masculinity thanks to their superior genetics and larger than average sexual appendage
Whitey 1: Hey dude, why do Katie and all her friends hang out with Daquan and the rest of the football team
Whitey 2 : I don't know dude bro, I heard they tried big black penis at the last party and they really have no interest in me and the rest of the wiggers anymore.
Whitey 1: Fuck that bro! LEt's just call them mudsharks to feel better about our small white penises
Whitey 2: Lmao Yeah I guess that would help make me feel better about being an inadequate whitey

They both start walking, knowing both well that deep down they are envious and jealous of the genetically superior black penis
by GeneticallySuperiorNigga August 06, 2018
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1. Something that insecure and immature white men call “small” or insignificant for reassurance, despite the BBC as a stereotype originating with the white man’s desire to keep sexual control over “their” women. This also created the now (in)famous line “Once you go black, you can’t go back”. referring to the complete social ostracizing of white women who dared to date outside the so-called “master race” and not the world-renown performance of black men in bed.

2. The remarkably massive appendages attached to the crotch of a black man. Often times labeled as “disgustingly reminiscent of apes” in spite of apes holding considerably smaller packages (2 in) than humans, or “closely resembling a piece of shit” by even more angsty and lonesome white men.
Ex 1. Jerome was caught fucking the masters wife. Upon discovery, he had his wife taken to his chambers and beaten in front of the mixed-race children he had fathered by raping his own slaves. The master promptly ordered Jerome’s black penis to be cut off and castrated him.

Ex 2.
Mike: “WTH Sherryl, I could understand Joey but Tyrone?! Tyrone’s cock looks like a piece of shit”

Tyrone: “Shut yo dumbass up! I know you ain’t talkin’ with that LWC chode of yours.”

Sheryl: “Well maybe if you actually grew a dick and not that micropenis you think is one. Even Tom was hung but you?

Mike: “I”d like to remind you who owns this place, so kindly fuck off you mudshark. And take the damn ape-ni**** and his ugly black penis with you.”

Tyrone: “Shit don’t matter, now get the fuck out while I show your wife what a real penis looks like.”

Tyrone easily shoves Mike out of his bedroom and slams the door on his feet. He later commits suicide and his wife collects his insurance money to pay for kids toys.
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BlackPenis is a way to say penis on a safe chat
"Stranger: Yoo man whzzz up, BITCH!
You: Your a BlackPenis!"
by Booiou April 06, 2013
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