Kardashiantics 

The act of speed-dating with either D-list gangsta rappers or scrub running backs from the NFL.

Romantic interests must be adorned by tall tee and buck studs. The more you score, the more facetime you'll get on the flickering yid.

Kardashiantics have been helping uppity bucks get off since 1995. Just ask O.J.

You can't keep up with Kardashiantics. You can only hope to contain them (with a little help from the CDC).

Kardashiantics by 50 cent crack dealer May 16, 2008

kardashianism 

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.

After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.

kardashianism by Stewardess14 May 10, 2014

kardashianism 

The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering “What would a kardashian do” are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.

I am a Kardashianist, I worship the Kardashians.
Kardashianism is the only true religion.

kardashianism by Somarity February 6, 2019

kardashianism 

When your obsessed with the Kardashians and you make up a religion for it.

I am a true believer of Kardashianism.

kardashianism by HttpKarashians. May 4, 2016

Kardashianism 

1. The indoctrination or social transformation of a person's personality and values into those of a narcissist. The Narcissification of a capitalist society. 2. An indication that a self aggrandizing society such as Plutocracy, Oligarchy, Kakistocracy has reached it's pinnacle in societal acceptance, been recognized, and deemed undesirable by a majority of the society--signaling the decline of that societal form. 3. A colloquial metaphor for an action, behavior, or thought indicating a perceived transformation of society away from one that is predatory, or strictly capitalist-centric.

To say that everybody in the United States supports predatory capitalism is a Kardashianism.

I reject your spiritual belief, as it is rooted in Kardashianism.
She got that plastic surgery back in the days of Kardashianism, and worshiping narcissists.
I can't watch anything from Hollywood, everything they make is overflowing with Kardashianisms , greed, & consumerism.
The US going to war with another country, is just another extension of DC-Political Kardashianism.
Our public school system integrated Kardashianism, so now children must take classes on how to invest your 401K in Wall St, the importance of banks, the economic value of networking, how savings accounts with meager or virtually zero-returns are actually beneficial to banks and therefore society, long-term strategic planning of individual's social media accounts.

Kardashianism by Dieu-donne' December 31, 2019