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Kardashianing

When you have sexual intercourse with large black men, usually athletes.
My friend was Kardashianing. whore kim kardashian fake black penis blackpenis]
Kardashianing by KanyeTheWest July 18, 2012
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Self-Kardashianing 

-To self promote
-Usually attempted by individuals with little to no talent.

Those that preform these heinous acts, often lack character, skills as well as a basic understanding of right and wrong.
Please stop self-kardashianing. Your parents grow weary and you’re not gaining anything. A paid ho is still a ho. They just agreed on a dollar amount

kardashianism 

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.
After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.
kardashianism by Stewardess14 May 10, 2014

Kardashiain't 

One who has a big bottom, yet it isn't as attractive or large as Kim Kardashian's. (Pronounced to sound like "Kardash-she-ain't")

Can also be used to describe famewhores.
That girl looks good in those jeans, but Kardashiain't.
Kardashiain't by Lilliwilli January 27, 2011

Kardashiaing 

To compulsively keep up with the Kardashians.
Boy 1: Yo dude, wanna go to Violets party tonight?
Boy 2: Nah, I'm kardashiaing tonight!
Kardashiaing by ~Mav~ May 28, 2018

kardashianism 

The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering “What would a kardashian do” are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.
I am a Kardashianist, I worship the Kardashians.
Kardashianism is the only true religion.
kardashianism by Somarity February 6, 2019

Kardashianity 

The art of being celebrated for nothing at all
It is fascinating to find that some people strive to be left unknown despite their vast work in philanthropy while others are proud to be praised for Kardashianity.
Kardashianity by Jason East March 19, 2015
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