A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.
The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering “What would a kardashian do” are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.
I am a Kardashianist, I worship the Kardashians.
Kardashianism is the only true religion.
It is fascinating to find that some people strive to be left unknown despite their vast work in philanthropy while others are proud to be praised for Kardashianity.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.