Kardashiain't 

One who has a big bottom, yet it isn't as attractive or large as Kim Kardashian's. (Pronounced to sound like "Kardash-she-ain't")

Can also be used to describe famewhores.

That girl looks good in those jeans, but Kardashiain't.

Kardashiain't by Lilliwilli January 27, 2011

Kardashiantics 

The act of speed-dating with either D-list gangsta rappers or scrub running backs from the NFL.

Romantic interests must be adorned by tall tee and buck studs. The more you score, the more facetime you'll get on the flickering yid.

Kardashiantics have been helping uppity bucks get off since 1995. Just ask O.J.

You can't keep up with Kardashiantics. You can only hope to contain them (with a little help from the CDC).

Kardashiantics by 50 cent crack dealer May 16, 2008

Kardashiaing 

To compulsively keep up with the Kardashians.

Boy 1: Yo dude, wanna go to Violets party tonight?
Boy 2: Nah, I'm kardashiaing tonight!

Kardashiaing by ~Mav~ May 28, 2018

kardashian quick trim 

1) A brief and random sexual encounter with a drunk skank. Usually taking place in an unsanitary location such as: a toilet stall, back alley or over the hood of an abandoned automobile. Condoms are optional.

2) When your girlfriend reluctantly agrees to a quickie before she leaves for work or school. Usually includes a broken promise not to ejaculate inside her.

1) Dude, I got to get this rash checked out. I promised myself no more kardashian quick trim, but I was so drunk and that slut pulled me into the porta-potty.

kardashian quick trim by DS Hustler April 27, 2010

Kardashianity 

The art of being celebrated for nothing at all

It is fascinating to find that some people strive to be left unknown despite their vast work in philanthropy while others are proud to be praised for Kardashianity.

Kardashianity by Jason East March 19, 2015

The Kardashians 

Every type of cancer.

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"

The Kardashians by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016

The Kardashian Curse

Every man that dates a Kardashian, their life goes downhill after that.

The Kardashians turned Scott into an alcoholic, Lamar Odom into a Crackhead and Bruce Jenner into a woman, I can't wait what they do to Kanye. That is the the Kardashian Curse.

The Kardashian Curse by Crazy_Puggle June 30, 2016