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Moonzie Kaploonzie

1. An ardent bitch (a fervent bee-otch or bi-atch)

2. A ball
1. "I saw ol' Moonzie Kaploonzie the other day; he was so drunk."

2. "I hope Moonzie Kaploonzie got Henkins to pick up the case."
Moonzie Kaploonzie by P'tainz June 15, 2011
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kalopsia 

condition wherein things appear more beautiful than they are.
Michael shifted through bouts of kalopsia and utter pesimism leaving him mirred in misanthropic depression.
kalopsia by Melly November 24, 2003

Deu Kplopp 

When you're too drunk to text, but you text anyways!
Andy: "Yesssssssd!!!! Got kicked putt!"
Matt: "You got kicked out of the bar?! Why?!"
Andy: "Deu Kplopp"
Deu Kplopp by matt.su October 22, 2011
When she came out of the car you could see her kaslopus.
kaslopus by hectorapm December 23, 2008

Kalopadoodle 

Watch out when you go in the locker room! There’s a kalopadoodle in there!
Kalopadoodle by Concernedcitizens November 25, 2018

kalopsia 

"A condition where one is deceived into thinking things are of higher quality than they actually are."
He thought Anna Nicole was attractive, he was obviously suffering from kalopsia
kalopsia by m October 22, 2003
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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