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kaplog - ilonggo
borikat - cebuano
prostitute - english
- gigolo(male) and whore(female)

I love kaplogs...

I'm a gigolo, spending lot's a dough
You can tell the way wide-body, sitting on vogues
And how I'm shining, wit the fresh, fresh clothes
Always surrounded, by so many HO!
I'm a gigolo, always on the go
Everytime I turn around, I got another show
In the club, hit about three in a row
Drop in the Six, 'cause I love them HO!

kaplog by smasterio April 20, 2007

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kaplog

intercourse, sexual

kaplog by Anonymous October 18, 2003

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Related Words

kaplog • kaploodle • kaplode • Kalog • Kalogerias and Sgardelis • kalogitonas • Kalogo • kapliga • Kaplo • kaploisal

Moonzie Kaploonzie

1. An ardent bitch (a fervent bee-otch or bi-atch)

2. A ball

1. "I saw ol' Moonzie Kaploonzie the other day; he was so drunk."

2. "I hope Moonzie Kaploonzie got Henkins to pick up the case."

Moonzie Kaploonzie by P'tainz June 15, 2011

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kaploisal

1. Wow, a state of shock.

When your grandfather takes a viagra and starts knocking down everything, he screams "Kaploisal!"

kaploisal by J.B.B. September 26, 2018

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kaplowy

a word used to show an explosion in some animated shorts created by "egoraptor" on websites such as newgrounds.com.

boom boom boom, KAPLOWY!

-trauma center, under the awesome

kaplowy by the l33t June 11, 2009

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kaplokatary

Just kaplokatary really. where you do a spaz move on leo smiths trampoline

oi watch this! Kaplokatary!!!

kaplokatary by Kaplokatarian Sloach January 14, 2021

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Kaplookle

when you are at a loss for words and need something to say

i just woke up in the morning screaming, "Kaplookle!". -Jacob

Kaplookle by OlReliable September 16, 2019

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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