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a new word for the vagina...made famous by Chelsea Handler, one of the funniest females on this earth!!
I can see your Kaslopis, you should probably cover that up.
Kaslopis by Verjiner February 23, 2009
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Another word for the vagina. A word to describe the way in which females act after having too much alcohol.
She made her debut in the Book of World records for having more men than Chelsea Handler penetrate her Kaslopis.

Chelsea began acting like a real kaslopis after having too many shots of Grey Goose.
Kaslopis by Kaslopaluffaguss January 16, 2009
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When she came out of the car you could see her kaslopus.
kaslopus by hectorapm December 23, 2008

kaslapis 

The amazingly hilarious Chelsea Handler's word for vagina.

synonyms: vagina, vag, vajayjay, pussy, muffin, taco, hotpocket, pikachu, cunt.
Duuude! I was able to fit my shuttlecock in her humungo kaslapis.
kaslapis by Dudette. January 30, 2009

Kashlopis 

Another word for vagina. This term is often used by comedian and E! personality, Chelsea Handler.
Girl 1: What's so wrong with the word vagina?

Girl 2: I know, right? First, it's Oprah and her vajayjay. Now, it's Chelsea and her kashlopis.
Kashlopis by MCRandA7X4life May 9, 2009

Kasloppis 

A new word for the vagina, made famous by Chelsea Handler.
I can see your Kasloppis, you should probably cover that up.
Kasloppis by proper.linguistics July 31, 2010

Klaslopis 

A large gaping vagina.
That girl has a loose klaslopis.
Klaslopis by Emmysaurus March 25, 2010
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