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Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas
Lynn is as flat as Kansas
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Kamisato Ayato 

a horse of horseless cavalry captain Kaeya meant to be released in genshin version 2.6 as an expansion of Kaeyas kit making him a 6-star character. Sadly, it was later confirmed that Ayato is indeed not a horse and Kaeya's support but a new hydro sword-wielding 5-star male character. This news were disappointing to many players although after revealing his design a lot of players were no longer disappointed, rather started being horny the moment they saw him cause he is so fucking hot
person 1: have you heard that Ayato is indeed not a horse? I'm so disappointed.
person 2: It's a shame but have you seen his design? I've never cummed so hard in my life. *shows a picture of Kamisato Ayato*
person 1: *bursts a nut*

Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
Pretty girl that looks mean and doesn't like drama. Always keep it real don't , doesn't care what other people think..... smart
There go Kaniya.
kaniya by Ryan1123 January 8, 2017
Loyal fans of Christian Kane-musician & actor, who has created a cult following due to his kick ass music, strong acting in both movies and TV, his drop dead looks, & southern boy charm. He's known for being a fun, genuine, grateful, & humble guy in real life that only adds to his charm.

Christian (CK to Kaniacs) began acting in Fame LA but his role as Lindsey McDonald in Joss Whedon's hit series Angel began the true Kaniac phenomenon. He's starred in major motion pics such as Just Married, Secondhand Lions, & Hide just to name a few. His current role in TNT's Leverage as Eliot f*ckin' Spencer (The Hitter) has brought a whole new level of obsession and Kaniacs following has swelled to epic levels.

CK recently released an incredible EP with songs such as The House Rules & Whisky in Mind that shot to #1 on Amazon & #3 on ITunes TWO days after its release. EPIC onstage performances w/Steve Carlson have caused Kaniacs to drive hours away, fly cross-country, or half-way 'round the globe to see CK live.

A lot of Kaniacs say they don't normally like country music but they love every tune he's ever put out! Yeah - he's THAT good.

Also an influential force on Twitter CK tweeted for 'his people' to add John Schneider AKA Bo Duke causing John to gain 1000+ followers in the form of Kaniacs and Grifters (fans of Leverage) in only a few hours.

Kaniacs are in true force at his live shows & on his internet sites.

Kanaics aren't groupies - they are FANS.
Behold the power of fangirls, Grifters, and KANIACS!

Kaniacs are like a cult. Once you listen into Christian Kane's music, it's already too late - he's got you!

Once you go Kaniac, you never go back.

Christian Kane is the creator of Rule #7! And Kaniacs play by his rules!!
Kaniacs by Ali07 April 29, 2010
Possibly the most pretty girl in the whole wide world but is really mean,bossy and a bitch at times so don't get on her bad side. And is really shy until...you get to know her. She i the type for goofy relationships And she smells great. And is a virgin. Often nickname of Nia. she's a really cool chick and is down to ride for you no matter what. Most compliment her on her intelligence. She doesn't make friends easily because many take her confidence for arrogance but she's really down to earth and sweet when you get to meet her. She has big dreams and a vision for lots of money in her future. She isn't a fighter but knows how to stand up for herself and her mouth can get the best of her most times. She is short but don't let the height fool you she's a hothead at heart.
i need me A kania
Kania by KehlaniTsunami December 20, 2015
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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