Kalope 

- to bang someone really hard

"I kaloped his head reallllllllllll hard."

Kalope by 12WELVE?? September 1, 2022

kalopsia 

condition wherein things appear more beautiful than they are.

Michael shifted through bouts of kalopsia and utter pesimism leaving him mirred in misanthropic depression.

kalopsia by Melly November 24, 2003

kolopedo 

Greek insult for all occasions which literally means "ass child." It denotes a person who was conceived from anal sex and delivered at birth from his mother's ass.

If said to a Greek man, usually results in physical altercation.

Look at that kolopedo.

Come here kolopedo.

kolopedo by boutsos May 23, 2005

Kalopadoodle 

A naked person in a public locker room

Watch out when you go in the locker room! There’s a kalopadoodle in there!

Kalopadoodle by Concernedcitizens November 25, 2018

kalopsia 

"A condition where one is deceived into thinking things are of higher quality than they actually are."

He thought Anna Nicole was attractive, he was obviously suffering from kalopsia

kalopsia by m October 22, 2003

Klope 

Klope has an unknown origin and no one is quite sure what it means exactly, however, it is often used in the sence of stealing. Klope or klop is mostly used in Norway as the pronouciation is rather different, like "Keh-loh-peh" said quickly. It can be used as "stealing" or in the sense that you'll mess someone up, as shown in the second example.

I'll klope your kebab twat!

I'm gonna klop you fam!

Klope by Bagmannu February 28, 2017

kalped 

when you get beaten so bad even you know its true.

i got kalped so bad yesterday i did not know what to do with myself.

kalped by WBB_Fury November 23, 2016