kalped

when you get beaten so bad even you know its true.

i got kalped so bad yesterday i did not know what to do with myself.

by WBB_Fury November 23, 2016

kalped

When you get killed/wrecked/owned, kalped can also be used as a derogatory term in slang.

I'm about to kalp these guys.
Get kalped.
We bout to put da kalp on em reel quik, u kno wat im sayin dog?

by WBB Nutz November 24, 2016

Kalpesh

A great man. The name was the inspiration for Weezer's "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" and Dos Equis' "The Most Interesting Man" ad campaign.

There goes Kalpesh...see how he glows!

by dr.k. February 6, 2010

kaleed

The meaning of this name is usually for a boy that is sexy ass fuck and has large part of his body a ladies man intelligent , god fearing bad temper best with a girl name destiny or diamond womn and intelligant and god fearing mostly good with women with the name diamond , destiny or dayja

Kaleed and destiny for life

by dimond November 29, 2014

Karped

The state of being a worthless piece of crap. Consuming much and producing very little, aside from the usual carbon dioxide and bodily waste. A strain on society.

I was karped all night after taking that oxy.

by marrsooll March 9, 2013

Kalpesh

The guy who thinks he is the philosopher and knows everything but in reality cannot get through his own problems. A guy who either likes a lot of girls or none. Most of the girl he tries to like end up friendzoning him. Trusts few but trusts fully. Get a kalpesh to spend some good time when you are feeling low.

‘Today’s day was rough, let me call kalpesh’

by Sansak June 30, 2019

kaled it

a phrase used by gen z to describe almost any situation. It could be used when something really good happens or when something goes awfully.

damn, you really kaled it with that test!

by carla davis April 25, 2021