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when you get beaten so bad even you know its true.
i got kalped so bad yesterday i did not know what to do with myself.
kalped by WBB_Fury November 23, 2016
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When you get killed/wrecked/owned, kalped can also be used as a derogatory term in slang.
I'm about to kalp these guys.
Get kalped.
We bout to put da kalp on em reel quik, u kno wat im sayin dog?
kalped by WBB Nutz November 24, 2016
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A great man. The name was the inspiration for Weezer's "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" and Dos Equis' "The Most Interesting Man" ad campaign.
There goes Kalpesh...see how he glows!
Kalpesh by dr.k. February 6, 2010
The meaning of this name is usually for a boy that is sexy ass fuck and has large part of his body a ladies man intelligent , god fearing bad temper best with a girl name destiny or diamond womn and intelligant and god fearing mostly good with women with the name diamond , destiny or dayja
Kaleed and destiny for life
kaleed by dimond November 29, 2014
The state of being a worthless piece of crap. Consuming much and producing very little, aside from the usual carbon dioxide and bodily waste. A strain on society.
I was karped all night after taking that oxy.
Karped by marrsooll March 9, 2013
The guy who thinks he is the philosopher and knows everything but in reality cannot get through his own problems. A guy who either likes a lot of girls or none. Most of the girl he tries to like end up friendzoning him. Trusts few but trusts fully. Get a kalpesh to spend some good time when you are feeling low.
Today’s day was rough, let me call kalpesh’
Kalpesh by Sansak June 30, 2019

kaled it 

a phrase used by gen z to describe almost any situation. It could be used when something really good happens or when something goes awfully.
damn, you really kaled it with that test!
kaled it by carla davis April 25, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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