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One bad ass dude who only takes dubs in everything he does. Has the most swag. Most lit playlist on Spotify and always listening to strictly bangers. He eats a lot but also is super buff
Q: What is a Kalobe?
A: The definition of bad ass
Kalobe by JLosHubby May 1, 2020
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kalobe • kalbert • Kalob • Kabobed • kalbe • Kaloe • Kalabe • kanobe • kalibek • kaliber
He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile
Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine
Kalabe by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018

kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.
“Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”
kloberslap by echeeseburger January 15, 2023
An extremely gorgeous guy with pretty eyes who has a highly nice personality and knows how to make everyone laugh with a sarcastic humor.Someone whos friendship you want to grab a hold of and never let go.
Kalob...not Caleb!
Kalob by shexyconverse6 June 3, 2011
To be impaled on; also, to be stabbed
"man, i fell of that fence and almost got kabobed on a pole"
Kabobed by John T M June 11, 2006
Most genuine guy you will ever meet. He’s the one that will always offer to buy you stuff but when it comes down to it her is the most loyal guy you will ever meet. He is smart and has a sense of humor. Not many people get to know him but once you do you realize how amazing he is. You fall in love with him super fast and never want him to leave. if you meet a Kalabe keep him.
have you met kalabe he’s so nice
Kalabe by dontworryboutitsweetheart December 1, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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