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One bad ass dude who only takes dubs in everything he does. Has the most swag. Most lit playlist on Spotify and always listening to strictly bangers. He eats a lot but also is super buff
Q: What is a Kalobe?
A: The definition of bad ass
Kalobe by JLosHubby May 1, 2020
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He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile
Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine
Kalabe by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018

kloberslap

Rubbing one out into your hand and slapping someone who is sleeping.
Hey Paul’s asleep in going to kloberslap him.”
kloberslap by echeeseburger January 15, 2023
An extremely gorgeous guy with pretty eyes who has a highly nice personality and knows how to make everyone laugh with a sarcastic humor.Someone whos friendship you want to grab a hold of and never let go.
Kalob...not Caleb!
Kalob by shexyconverse6 June 3, 2011
To be impaled on; also, to be stabbed
"man, i fell of that fence and almost got kabobed on a pole"
Kabobed by John T M June 11, 2006
Most genuine guy you will ever meet. He’s the one that will always offer to buy you stuff but when it comes down to it her is the most loyal guy you will ever meet. He is smart and has a sense of humor. Not many people get to know him but once you do you realize how amazing he is. You fall in love with him super fast and never want him to leave. if you meet a Kalabe keep him.
have you met kalabe he’s so nice