Kalau

Kalau is such a sweetheart! If you wanna talk shit, go to a Kalau. SHE WILL SPILL THE FUCKING TEA. If you need advice, Kalau is the go to girl. SHE KNOWS HOW TO ROAST THO. u gotta get u a kalau

Guy 1: Omg, Kalau is the most bomb diggitty girl I've ever met!!!
Guy 2: I KNOW RIGHT.
Guy 3: I wish my girlfriend was like that.

by naiissenpai November 20, 2016

kalahwauki

When something is fucked up, out of control or just doesn’t make sense.

2020 is so kalahwauki

by Tamtamwam October 1, 2020

Kalahwauki

When something just is’t right, doesn’t make sense, or just plane crazy, kind of wonky

Nothing is going right today, it was a kalahwauki day.

The computer is acting kalahwauki

by Tamtamwam September 25, 2020

kalahwauki

When something isn't making sense, not working or just plan crazy.

Out of control, unbelievable

2020 is just Kalahwauki.

My computer is acting Kalahwauki,
Last night was totally Kalahwauki.

by Tamtamwam September 28, 2020

Kalabe

He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile

Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine

by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018

Kalaiselvan

An amazing boy who everyone loves he's very smart, cool and VERY funny he makes everyone crack up whenever he tells jokes he's one of the best people you will ever met.

Be grateful to meet a kalaiselvan

by Kittycat_ tac March 2, 2019

Kalamabooze

A website and lifestyle of getting drunk and participating in various shenanigans in Kalamazoo, Michigan - the biggest 'city' in Southwest Michigan.

I was kalamabooze -ing the other night when I took the For Rent sign from that apartment complex and stuck it in my neighbor's front yard.

by KalamaBooze February 4, 2010