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Commonly associated with the word "schlong" or shmeat. A commonly African name that can represent a man that is well embowed.
Man did u see the schlong on that guy he must named kalauni
kalauni by Deci0eghngvvjjff u February 22, 2022
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An African man commonly associated by his peers to the word shmeat or schlong. A man with a snake in his pants
I see the gurth from here it must be kalauni
kalauni by Deci0eghngvvjjff u February 22, 2022
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Kalani is super funny and caring. He can make anyone smile even just by smiling. He is super sweet but isn’t afraid to kickass! He has been though a lot, but is alway there for his loved ones. If you have him as a boyfriend you’re very lucky.
Girl 1: Look at that guy! He’s so cute!
Girl 2: He must be a Kalani!
Kalani by Itz ya girl Eli February 7, 2020
Kalani means "The Heavens" or "The Royal One" in Hawaiian. Queen Lili'oukalani's name meant "Queen of The Heavens"
In Hawaiian: E ola `o Kalani e Pauahi lani nui
A kau i ka pua `ane`ane

Translated: Long live Pauahi, the heavenly one, to extreme old age
Kalani by Kimokal March 11, 2012
A gorgeous girl, who can be shy but is an amazing friend. She is very athletic, trendy, and fun to hang out with.
Wow! Look at that girl's outfit! She's so Kalani.
[Kalani] by Maura Sadie January 23, 2009
Kalani is hawaiian for the chiefly one.
If there was a Kalani in a group he'd be a boss!
Kalani by Hawaiiankine23 June 7, 2009
Derived from the Hawaiian word "Kalani" meaning "The heavens" or "The Royal One".
Other than that, Kalanie is a sweet and very beautiful girl. Very attractive despite her not thinking so. She is athletic and very bright. Having gone through so much in her life, she stays strong and she never backs down. She's a fighter and is very loyal. However, she can often keep to herself. She a girl of second chances and is very unique and one of a kind. She cares extremely about others and puts herself before first before others. Her laugh is contagious and beautiful and she has the most precious smile. She can be a bit insecure but her friend group helps boost her confidence. She can get jealous very easily. She's genuine and always enjoys being herself (which is one of the things that makes her special). She loves romantic movies and loves spending time with friends and just being with people. Her boyfriend is a very, very lucky man.
"Kalanie is such a babe"

"Kalanie is so fun and beautiful"
"Kalanie.. my sky.. my world.."
"You are the heavens, and whenever I look up at the sky I think of you"
"Wake up kalanie"
Kalanie by Axora May 14, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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