kalai 

A gangly unicorn that only likes to run, sleep, and play the cello. He is a pucca that can only be seen by SPECIAL people.

Zoe can see the Kalai.

kalai by botcha_ducky! September 15, 2011

Kalai 

an extremely hilarious man with an unusually large cock and balls

person 1: oh its kalai
person 2: hes so hilarious and his cock and balls are so very large
person 1: so true
kalai: makes funny joke
everyone: laughs

Kalai by boi123456789101112 March 23, 2022

kalai 

A cat.

kalai by Russ January 1, 2003

Kalai 

Kalai is a fuckboy who loves to fuck.He have a nice body but small penis.He loves to talk and going to gym.

Kalai likes to drink but is a lousy drinker

Kalai by Khiri November 22, 2021

Kalai 

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Kalai by anonymous November 23, 2021

Kalai 

The hottest and sexiest man alive, has too many friends too count, gets all the bitches

person 1: "OMG its kalai"
person 2: ejaculates
person 1: also ejaculates

Kalai by boi123456789101112 March 23, 2022

Kalai 

Is a celebrity, he is the literal definition of a MUNCH. Kalai is full of sass and will often cause trouble for himself.

That Kalai is a real munch, don't you agree??

Kalai by That'sTheTea July 15, 2023