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Hottest straightest guy you will ever know . Although he make act gay sometimes he is still straight. He loves to make people smile and its his favorite thing to his the ones he loves smile. Even tho he acts stupid and seems like he knows nothing. He is a great wilderness man he will survive the outside more then anyone else and he is a dog in football he will kill you if you piss him off , but if he doesn't care about how annoying you are then your something special because he gets annoyed easily IF HE DOESNʻT LIKE YOU he will love you unconditionally. His sex life is amazing his big slong isnʻt so big when its soft. BUT GIRL IF YOU MAKE HIM HARD KING KONG IS COMING but he wont fuck unless he has permission but even tho he will fuck you till you soak the bed, he can get freaky and start singing to you and with down you in the throat, they call him the amazon jungle but its ok he shaves. This man loves his family and friends and will do anything for them, he evens give away the girl he loves to make another person happy, he may seem like a hoe but itʻs just for show. He can easily hide pain physical and mentally hes built like a god he never breaks down only when he feels itʻs right. Heʻs got major balls too he will do almost anything. he too legit to quit and then heʻs a bitch sometimes and he wont hurt his friends even if its playful. But he is strong, loving, compassionate, and very funny

Kalaunukeikialiʻiokalanimeleipilialohakamakua- An average man

kalaunukeikialiʻiokalanimeleipilialohakamakua by John Quin December 9, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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