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kalahwauki
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When
something
is
fucked up
, out of control or
just
doesn’t make sense.
2020
is so kalahwauki
kalahwauki
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Tamtamwam
October 1, 2020
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kalahwauki
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When
something
isn't making sense, not working or
just
plan crazy.
Out of control,
unbelievable
2020
is
just
Kalahwauki.
My computer is acting Kalahwauki,
Last night was
totally
Kalahwauki.
kalahwauki
by
Tamtamwam
September 28, 2020
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Kalahwauki
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When
something
just
is’t right, doesn’t make sense, or just plane crazy, kind of
wonky
Nothing
is going right
today
, it was a kalahwauki
day
.
The computer is acting kalahwauki
Kalahwauki
by
Tamtamwam
September 25, 2020
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