Kakson
The biggest of penises, he usually has a slutty ex who cheats on him. He is very sexy and strong and loves anal sex and asses. He’s a very funny guy who’s only tryna make the world better but keeps getting pulled down.
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Kakson
Kakson by Phamily Boss May 23, 2020
Kasoning
When something that happened a while ago, is brought up over and over again (even if it's not funny) until the person who is talking gets acknowledged. It can also be a form of making excuses for something you are bad at.
Kassondra
Down to earth and super chill. Likes to laugh and have fun. Gets along with just about anyone and is very friendly. Beautiful person inside and out. Has a bangin' body. Faithful in relationships. Respectful of herself and others.
Kassondra by purpleshoes78 January 20, 2011
Karson
Karson is one of the sweetest guy’s you’ll ever know. He puts others before himself and isn’t afraid to show his silly side. He also makes the stupidest faces, but they make you smile. He can change your mood in a heartbeat and will stay with you through the tough times. He’s a hard worker and works for what he wants. He can get hotheaded and doesn’t care if it shows. Karson will love you like there’s no tomorrow :) <3
Karson by Stupidheifer February 10, 2019
Dirty Karson
The act of banging your girl as fast as you can, and right before your about to cum you scream I AM SPEED
Dirty Karson by Count Cockula October 7, 2019
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