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The biggest of penises, he usually has a slutty ex who cheats on him. He is very sexy and strong and loves anal sex and asses. He’s a very funny guy who’s only tryna make the world better but keeps getting pulled down.
Girl 1: I had sex yesterday with a guy who was super cute and had a MASSIVE cock he was telling jokes the whole time and was really hilarious

Girl2: must’ve been a Kakson he fucked me to it was great
Kakson by Kakson February 15, 2019
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A name given to People with potentials to become wealthy ..

in this case Kakson means Wealth
Kakson is wealthy
Girl 1:love Kakson because he is rich handsome and cute
Kakson by Phamily Boss May 23, 2020
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Kakson kaksonjae karson kason Kayson Kaison Kaeson Kasson karsoned Kasongo

Kasoning 

When something that happened a while ago, is brought up over and over again (even if it's not funny) until the person who is talking gets acknowledged. It can also be a form of making excuses for something you are bad at.
Bro that shit happened 20 minutes ago, quit Kasoning.

Dude, just because you suck doesn't mean the game is bad, stop Kasoning
Kasoning by Skale325 May 25, 2021

Kassondra 

Down to earth and super chill. Likes to laugh and have fun. Gets along with just about anyone and is very friendly. Beautiful person inside and out. Has a bangin' body. Faithful in relationships. Respectful of herself and others.
You're very Kassondra-like today, I'm diggin' it!
Kassondra by purpleshoes78 January 20, 2011
Karson is one of the sweetest guy’s you’ll ever know. He puts others before himself and isn’t afraid to show his silly side. He also makes the stupidest faces, but they make you smile. He can change your mood in a heartbeat and will stay with you through the tough times. He’s a hard worker and works for what he wants. He can get hotheaded and doesn’t care if it shows. Karson will love you like there’s no tomorrow :) <3
Person 1: that guy is so nice
Person2: that’s karson
Person 1: no wonder
Karson by Stupidheifer February 10, 2019

Dirty Karson 

The act of banging your girl as fast as you can, and right before your about to cum you scream I AM SPEED
“Hey you down to do the dirty Karson tonight”
Dirty Karson by Count Cockula October 7, 2019
When a guys' penis is erect. Or when he quickly becomes horny and its like his penis woke up and is standing upright.
1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot my dick went Kaklonk!

2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!

erection erect
Kaklonk by stiffwilly July 8, 2011
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