The biggest of penises, he usually has a slutty ex who cheats on him. He is very sexy and strong and loves anal sex and asses. He’s a very funny guy who’s only tryna make the world better but keeps getting pulled down.
Girl 1: I had sex yesterday with a guy who was super cute and had a MASSIVE cock he was telling jokes the whole time and was really hilarious
Girl2: must’ve been a Kakson he fucked me to it was great
Girl2: must’ve been a Kakson he fucked me to it was great
by Kakson February 15, 2019
Get the Kakson mug.by Phamily Boss May 23, 2020
Get the Kakson mug.When something that happened a while ago, is brought up over and over again (even if it's not funny) until the person who is talking gets acknowledged. It can also be a form of making excuses for something you are bad at.
Bro that shit happened 20 minutes ago, quit Kasoning.
Dude, just because you suck doesn't mean the game is bad, stop Kasoning
Dude, just because you suck doesn't mean the game is bad, stop Kasoning
by Skale325 May 25, 2021
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You're very Kassondra-like today, I'm diggin' it!
by purpleshoes78 January 20, 2011
Get the Kassondra mug.Karson is one of the sweetest guy’s you’ll ever know. He puts others before himself and isn’t afraid to show his silly side. He also makes the stupidest faces, but they make you smile. He can change your mood in a heartbeat and will stay with you through the tough times. He’s a hard worker and works for what he wants. He can get hotheaded and doesn’t care if it shows. Karson will love you like there’s no tomorrow :) <3
by Stupidheifer February 10, 2019
Get the Karson mug.The act of banging your girl as fast as you can, and right before your about to cum you scream I AM SPEED
by Count Cockula October 7, 2019
Get the Dirty Karson mug.When a guys' penis is erect. Or when he quickly becomes horny and its like his penis woke up and is standing upright.
1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot my dick went Kaklonk!
2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!
erection erect
2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!
erection erect
by stiffwilly July 8, 2011
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