Kakson

The biggest of penises, he usually has a slutty ex who cheats on him. He is very sexy and strong and loves anal sex and asses. He’s a very funny guy who’s only tryna make the world better but keeps getting pulled down.
Girl 1: I had sex yesterday with a guy who was super cute and had a MASSIVE cock he was telling jokes the whole time and was really hilarious

Girl2: must’ve been a Kakson he fucked me to it was great
by Kakson February 15, 2019
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Goochstrip

Goochstrip is an alright being stronger than anything in existence and outside of it. Goochstrip is the king of all gooches and the most powerful, (gooch lore is very similar to Norse mythology)
Man 1-“Before I go to bed I pray to goochstrip every night!”

Man 2-“Me to, but I pray to gooch 2 and 3”
by Kakson May 31, 2020
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