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The biggest of penises, he usually has a slutty ex who cheats on him. He is very sexy and strong and loves anal sex and asses. He’s a very funny guy who’s only tryna make the world better but keeps getting pulled down.
Girl 1: I had sex yesterday with a guy who was super cute and had a MASSIVE cock he was telling jokes the whole time and was really hilarious
Girl2: must’ve been a Kakson he fucked me to it was great
Girl2: must’ve been a Kakson he fucked me to it was great
by Kakson February 15, 2019
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Man 1-“Before I go to bed I pray to goochstrip every night!”
Man 2-“Me to, but I pray to gooch 2 and 3”
Man 2-“Me to, but I pray to gooch 2 and 3”
by Kakson May 31, 2020
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