Definitions by Kakson
Goochstrip
Goochstrip is an alright being stronger than anything in existence and outside of it. Goochstrip is the king of all gooches and the most powerful, (gooch lore is very similar to Norse mythology)
Man 1-“Before I go to bed I pray to goochstrip every night!”
Man 2-“Me to, but I pray to gooch 2 and 3”
Man 2-“Me to, but I pray to gooch 2 and 3”
Goochstrip by Kakson May 31, 2020
Kakson
The biggest of penises, he usually has a slutty ex who cheats on him. He is very sexy and strong and loves anal sex and asses. He’s a very funny guy who’s only tryna make the world better but keeps getting pulled down.