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Kaigress 

To while ranting(usually about something meaningless) get distracted and begin to rant about another(usually even more meaningless) topic.
And thats why I am always right, but I kaigress
Kaigress by Hikm February 15, 2023

Kaisermiser 

To wipe your balls on a roll and pretend to be very stingey with it. Once you have made someone want it you watch them eat it and proceed to tell them they have eaten your pubes.
I gave that dude a kaisermiser! He duffed me in the face.. But he still ate my pubes!
Kaisermiser by Ballssssss October 21, 2012
To completely fuck up at an activity or play in a team or solo competition; to let the team down (typically used while playing Clash of Clans mobile app)
Wow, you really kaisered that Attack. That'll probably cost us the war. Way to go, dipshit.
Kaisered by Turd Biscuits February 8, 2015
To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much
"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"
kaisered by Pater August 13, 2003
1) The realization that your health plan is really socialized medicine as in getting a diagnosis with no testing, just a 2-minute physical exam.
Just saw my doctor, told me to live with it. Kaisered again.
kaisered by Splatch August 25, 2022

KaiserSose 

the 1337est videogamer of them all
KaiserSose by Stoner June 28, 2004
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
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