Kaiseress 

A female Kaiser

She is the Kaiseress of the German Empire

Kaiseress by FoxyTheDiabetic January 19, 2020

Kaigress 

To while ranting(usually about something meaningless) get distracted and begin to rant about another(usually even more meaningless) topic.

And thats why I am always right, but I kaigress

Kaigress by Hikm February 15, 2023

Kaisermiser 

To wipe your balls on a roll and pretend to be very stingey with it. Once you have made someone want it you watch them eat it and proceed to tell them they have eaten your pubes.

I gave that dude a kaisermiser! He duffed me in the face.. But he still ate my pubes!

Kaisermiser by Ballssssss October 21, 2012

Kaisered

To completely fuck up at an activity or play in a team or solo competition; to let the team down (typically used while playing Clash of Clans mobile app)

Wow, you really kaisered that Attack. That'll probably cost us the war. Way to go, dipshit.

Kaisered by Turd Biscuits February 8, 2015

kaisered

To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much

"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"

kaisered by Pater August 13, 2003

kaisered

1) The realization that your health plan is really socialized medicine as in getting a diagnosis with no testing, just a 2-minute physical exam.

Just saw my doctor, told me to live with it. Kaisered again.

kaisered by Splatch August 25, 2022

KaiserSose 

the 1337est videogamer of them all

kaiser is soo goddamn 1337

KaiserSose by Stoner June 28, 2004