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Kaiseress 

She is the Kaiseress of the German Empire
Kaiseress by FoxyTheDiabetic January 19, 2020
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Kaigress 

To while ranting(usually about something meaningless) get distracted and begin to rant about another(usually even more meaningless) topic.
And thats why I am always right, but I kaigress
Kaigress by Hikm February 15, 2023

Kaisermiser 

To wipe your balls on a roll and pretend to be very stingey with it. Once you have made someone want it you watch them eat it and proceed to tell them they have eaten your pubes.
I gave that dude a kaisermiser! He duffed me in the face.. But he still ate my pubes!
Kaisermiser by Ballssssss October 21, 2012
To completely fuck up at an activity or play in a team or solo competition; to let the team down (typically used while playing Clash of Clans mobile app)
Wow, you really kaisered that Attack. That'll probably cost us the war. Way to go, dipshit.
Kaisered by Turd Biscuits February 8, 2015
To be called out and chastised by superiors at work for being on the internet (mainly www.illiniboard.com) too much
"So I was posting something on the deuce when my boss walked up to my desk and I knew I was kaisered"
kaisered by Pater August 13, 2003
1) The realization that your health plan is really socialized medicine as in getting a diagnosis with no testing, just a 2-minute physical exam.
Just saw my doctor, told me to live with it. Kaisered again.
kaisered by Splatch August 25, 2022

KaiserSose 

the 1337est videogamer of them all
kaiser is soo goddamn 1337
KaiserSose by Stoner June 28, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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